Today, my girlfriend decided to let me know that she almost left me for another guy not so long ago, because he was more handsome and talented than me. The reason she didn't leave, "He's out of my league; you're not." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was leaving me for another man. Devastated, I asked what he had that I didn't. Apparently, "a big penis and a stable job" mean more to her than two years of love and dedication. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend telling a female friend that his ex was so gorgeous and out of his league that it made him feel inadequate, and so he now only dates within reach. She told him he's hot enough to have anyone he wants. 30 seconds later they were tongue-deep in each other's throat. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who's been in relationship with me for almost two years, told me she's worried that she's going to leave me for another rich guy "in the future", so to prevent that, she's gonna leave me right now. FML
Today, the girl I’ve moved mountains and bent over backwards for chose another man over me. When I asked her why him and not me, she said, “He’s more attractive.” But she sure found me “attractive” when I spent $20k on her for gifts, favors, etc. She put me in the friend-zone, except when I took my wallet out. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
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IdaE 17
Well, she seems nice...
mnwlf13 3
what she really means is that he turn her down.
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Comments (122)
lwonderful 11
I think it's time for a new girl
SynysterNero 20
OP I really hope you mean ex. She sounds like a real bitch.
HurrDurr123 1
Leave her bitch ass.
worldclassrager 41
Well you are still taken isn't that a plus?
betterdaysahead 14
dude if she's not joking ill dump her sorry ass then find a hotter girl send her a pic and say way better than you
Wani_fml 12
One of my exes once said something similar and said she wouldn't leave me for this other guy because he wouldn't be into her. I asked her what would happen if it turned out he was. Well, I found out the answer to that the hard way. :(
kiwienne 21
No smiley can express how much that sucks, but ":(". I hope you found a better girl, I don't know where all of these terrible people come from, I know no one who would say something like that, honestly :/ ugh
wingedangel123 8
Profanity isn't the solution to ALL of life's problems y'know...though I do find it entertaining to use.
boshbish 14
If this doesn't make you run for the hills, I forsee a tumultuous future in terms of your relationships.
phillysportsfan 13
I'd tell her that being single is more attractive than a bitchy ex-girlfriend.
\ 28
Once again, if the girl can't accept OP for who he is, she doesn't deserve him...