Today, my girlfriend decided to let me know that she almost left me for another guy not so long ago, because he was more handsome and talented than me. The reason she didn't leave, "He's out of my league; you're not." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was leaving me for another man. Devastated, I asked what he had that I didn't. Apparently, "a big penis and a stable job" mean more to her than two years of love and dedication. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend telling a female friend that his ex was so gorgeous and out of his league that it made him feel inadequate, and so he now only dates within reach. She told him he's hot enough to have anyone he wants. 30 seconds later they were tongue-deep in each other's throat. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who's been in relationship with me for almost two years, told me she's worried that she's going to leave me for another rich guy "in the future", so to prevent that, she's gonna leave me right now. FML
Today, the girl I’ve moved mountains and bent over backwards for chose another man over me. When I asked her why him and not me, she said, “He’s more attractive.” But she sure found me “attractive” when I spent $20k on her for gifts, favors, etc. She put me in the friend-zone, except when I took my wallet out. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
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IdaE 17
Well, she seems nice...
mnwlf13 3
what she really means is that he turn her down.
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Comments (122)
olpally 33
What a low class bitch move that was... Wow. Unreal. I hope you broke up with her. That's really shitty.
funky2525 14
Show her how handsome and talented you can be OP :)
bazookajoey 27
She's not worth it
punkyboy 11
dump her and say she's not even in your league
KBurns207 17
You better make her out of your league ASAP. Nobody deserves that shit.
iemislayer 10
Except those that do the shit she did
aligater10 7
spit on her and leave.
football98_fml 20
well, at least your still together. not sure if id want to stay with a girl like that tho
diabian 9
Video the bitch naked and leak it online...
EmsyyyRose13 24
No matter how rude someone is, they don't deserve their sensitive photos/videos posted online. That can have so many negative repercussions. Especially if either of them are underage.
angelitared 27
That's when you tell her she's out of your league.. And break up w her!
thatnucca 36
Whoa, that's ****** up on so many levels... Ex that bitch... No one deserve that!
graceinsheepwear 34
He's out of her league means he rejected her. I don't know what she's all stuck up about. I could say the same about Brad Pitt. Doesn't mean he's interested in me.