Today, my girlfriend decided to let me know that she almost left me for another guy not so long ago, because he was more handsome and talented than me. The reason she didn't leave, "He's out of my league; you're not." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was leaving me for another man. Devastated, I asked what he had that I didn't. Apparently, "a big penis and a stable job" mean more to her than two years of love and dedication. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend telling a female friend that his ex was so gorgeous and out of his league that it made him feel inadequate, and so he now only dates within reach. She told him he's hot enough to have anyone he wants. 30 seconds later they were tongue-deep in each other's throat. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who's been in relationship with me for almost two years, told me she's worried that she's going to leave me for another rich guy "in the future", so to prevent that, she's gonna leave me right now. FML
Today, the girl I’ve moved mountains and bent over backwards for chose another man over me. When I asked her why him and not me, she said, “He’s more attractive.” But she sure found me “attractive” when I spent $20k on her for gifts, favors, etc. She put me in the friend-zone, except when I took my wallet out. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
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IdaE 17
Well, she seems nice...
mnwlf13 3
what she really means is that he turn her down.
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Comments (122)
Twigz 4
dump her! she obviously has been going behind your back if she had an "almost" thing with another guy.
Summoner_T3L 15
Damn thats gotta hurt your pride, OP. I'm sorry she's so cold!
mete_orito 34
Oh man!! I'm sorry about that. It must hurt to the bone. I think that is her way to say that she wants to break up.
SpriteAndBananas 14
Better be ex girlfriend now or you're stupid.
terribletowel64 8
Hopefully you mean EX girlfriend OP
Deviant_fml 5
No, no... This is good. She's letting you know up front that she's "settling" and now that you know her true feelings you can dump her before you get too invested and move on with your life. Congratulations!
iwadasn 33
Even if it's true, why would she feel the need to tell you that?
Rethinkyourlife 1
Drop her like she's not hot
fml_seriously316 13
Pretty sure you're out of her league if she did that.
4ml 8
Dump her via Facebook. She doesn't deserve a respectful end to the relationship