Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
AnonThoughts
Fighting fit
Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML
soundslikeadumbcommentersituation
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Brampton, Canada
Hear this?
Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Wowsers.
United Kingdom
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
fat and alone
Birmingham, United States
Today, I figured I needed to go on a diet when I discovered I could make farting noises with my neck. FML
Discipl
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Waterloo, Canada
Eat more fibre
Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Twang
Today, I stretched really hard when I woke up, only to feel something twang. This was followed by a really sharp pain. Thinking I'd given myself a hernia, I got up to check myself in the mirror, and was repulsed by the bulge I saw hanging out of my gut. Then I realised it was just my own flab. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Better safe than sorry
Today, I thought I was going to shit myself at work. I speed-walked all the way to the bathroom clenching for dear life. Barely got my pants down while simultaneously sitting and unleashing. After all that, it was just a gigantic fart. FML
clitorasaurus
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Many such cases
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Top comments
luke1995fg 10
How did you manage to do that???
neverdrinkSODA 12
don't force it OP. that never ends well. just let it come naturally
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Comments (133)
luke1995fg 10
How did you manage to do that???
thiscrazything 1
Excessive pushing. Sounds painful for you as well as who ever was standing nearby.
linstar 13
TMI
deviable 9
There have been too many vague FMLs lately.
FurryRocks 10
Rainbow_Kev awesome picture *brohoof*
FurryRocks 10
Yep
Jonkbaby 23
POIDH
unitedfan11 0
This is the girl whose boyfriend only would talk about dragon ball z. Maybe she tried to go super saiyan...
blackheart24 10
Haha I feel bad for OP. That must have been one ******* huge fart.
WeAreAHurricane 14
I gave myself a hernia trying to click on this FML -.-
tsquaredyosur 3
Fat ones do
gojira666 7
Good push brah
immaMonsta 8
Hold off on eating those baked beans OP!
Superstitious 6
I think he may have just farted incredibly forcefully :/
neverdrinkSODA 12
don't force it OP. that never ends well. just let it come naturally
yummy_richkid 3
That blows.
DailyTrollSlayer 4
Just like this comment
MedKits 9
That one kinda backfired on you, didn't it 38?
yummy_richkid 3
It took a massive amount of effort to publish that comment, FYI. I had a massive inner conflict on whether or not to use "That stinks" or "That blows". I expended a great amount of energy and am now severely weakened as a result. SHOW SOME RESPECT!
philipino 24
Oh no! The DailyTrollSlayer has been infected by the trolls! Run, run for your liiiiiiives!
buck33 14
38 - were you talking about your comment or 4's?
emvictoria 9
Hernia is the worst!! You poor thing!!
Savra_fml 17
Worse than rectal prolapse? I would prefer hernia to that.
Jonkbaby 23
sounds like your naming random metal bands
perdix 31
Not really. Journey, Marmite and Gigli are all worse than a hernia. Hernias are not the funnest medical procedure -- that award goes to professional relief of the DSBs.
bjdavey 8
What is a hernia? ( sorry I'm a little boy ;)
immaMonsta 8
It's basically a bulge in the abdomen caused by your organs due to...well, it has different causes. In OP's case, I'd say it was excessive strain from farting so hard.
bjdavey 8
Thankyou very much :)
yummy_richkid 3
I like little boys. Yummmmm. You can come over here and I'll teach you all scout Hernias. No? :|
bjdavey 8
Herbert the pervert?? ^^
perdix 31
It's when Nature's colostomy bag explodes (see earlier story.)
yummy_richkid 3
All about, not all scout * - But I do enjoy me some boy scouts :D
CryMoreFMLs 15
60 - I'm watching you... If I see a van, I'm gonna call CPS.
goodfella925 0
Wtf
Alyssa_Mendez 4
What the hell
Alyssa_Mendez 4
Why is that random perve saying he likes little kids
Jaydm13 2
Lester the molester
GoW_Chick 15
Nah it's your friendly neighborhood pervert Herbert! He gives out free candy, what could be so bad about that..?
yummy_richkid 3
White vans are too mainstream. All about the Prius V!
Vinnie0329 0
******* creep
taekwondogirl987 0
14- creeper alert
tanay97 8
What is hernia?
bjdavey 8
Google is an organization formed on the Internet that has the objective of becoming the primary supplement for instant searches on any computer, (generally windows) there Alan are you happy, Now what is a hernia?
Pentium_4 27
YES, what is google???? isn't it 1997???? :o
perdix 31
The evil company whose motto is "Don't Be Evil." I'd like to try Potent Potables for 800, Alex.
yummy_richkid 3
*cue Jeopardy music*
ChaosAngel17 14
@10- A condition in which part of an organ is displaced and protrudes through the wall of the cavity containing it.
DocBastard 40
There are many types of hernias - ventral, umbilical, inguinal, femoral, obturator, hiatal, internal, lumbar, Richter...you get the idea. Look it up if you want to know more.
theWINDOWmonster 3
Google is a misspelling of the word, "googol."
draegbomb 5
Any questions contain your health go see Docbastard
melij99 5
That's why you never force a fart. Just let them happen.
xMiss_Maggot 7
never try too hard to fart
idoam 8
Impressive...
bjdavey 8
I read that in master yoda's voice.
VoteForTaco 8
I imagined his picture saying impressive :)
laden_swallow09 35
I imagined Darth Vader's