Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, my house was broken into. They didn't take much, but they did paint spunking cocks on the walls and furniture. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML
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MagicallyFat 12
This might have been possibly done by someone you know. A prank perhaps? Either way sorry to hear :(
claras100 5
The money you didnt use in buying stuff back will have to be used for therapy. Fyl
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Comments (154)
sweetheartxoxo88 7
I've got this mental picture of clothes folded in the refrigerator, cans of soup in the medicine cabinet, and your pillow in the bathtub.
madwill101 4
Yeah, whoever did that knows you. Time to get new friends...
tundraman07 0
sounds more like a prank to me
CrazyManNo9 29
Yeah, those same guys broke into my place and stole everything then replaced it all with exact copies!
BloodyMary666 24
Sounds like it was someon who knows u. U should get a better hiding place for ur spare key! But yeah FYL, it must be awful for u =(
bizarre_ftw 22
Well this proves you know the person. Who dislikes you? Call the police
848901 0
The fact they didn't take anything makes me think it was someone you know :/
transfat 0
ummm im blonde ... what's OCD ? .... :/
BoredomCentral 8
Google will be more than glad to help with that. As for your blonde-ness, I can't offer up anything besides hair dye..
Buttsexpirate 9
"Hey Ted. I heard you're house was broken into last night. I'm sorry." "Thanks Jim I'm really... Wait i havent told anyone about that yet. How'd you know?" "Uhh Jim is not here. Please leave a message after the beep beeeep"
Brice2Kelly 4
sounds like just a friend messing w yoy bc they knw your OCD.