Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML
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Top comments
TrinityisLife 22
Commando! Feel the breeze! In related news, that's disturbing what your housemate is doing........
whiteboy896 9
whata lazy ****
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whiteboy896 9
whata lazy ****
friedpwnadge 25
When I buy them for my girlfriend those things can get really expensive. Demand she return them or make her life hell.
lishajoy777 14
I dont know about you but personally i would never want them back!
friedpwnadge 25
Ok I understand where all the down votes are coming from now. Same difference, wearing them again or not I wouldn't let someone steal my undergarments.
TheAbstract 15
Given the FML itself, it seems like the username is pretty self explanitory..
fml121785 14
Sadly, I have been in the same situation. I didn't want them back after she'd wear them around for day at a time...gross! Do what I did and start hiding your good ones and replace them with the ugliest granny panties you can buy and put them in your panty drawer. Then, one night when she gets drunk and gets laid by one of the many nasty ***** she brings home, she'll start washing her own damn panties again! Worked for me. :)
TheAbstract 15
Did you hear that, 59? That was the sound of OPs joke flying straight over your head, exactly as you predicted. Just a joke. Nothing more, hopefully...
Gvfell 9
OPs username xD
RemyX1 7
yeah
thepunman 11
To quote #2: "yeah"
ilianaaa 8
hide your panties
TrinityisLife 22
Commando! Feel the breeze! In related news, that's disturbing what your housemate is doing........
Misswildsides 22
Time to throw out the panties! You can spread some nasty germs no matter how clean someone is down there. I would advice putting your panties in a safe, unknown spot, OP.
Zebediabolical 45
Commando is always an option. I for one haven't worn underwear since 1997. With specific exceptions for winter skiing and the week I needed to wear a maxipad because of my new piercing.
jem970 19
I think that falls under the category of TMI...
mikepzz 27
Ironically it also then falls under the category of fml for having to read it too.
ise3 10
Woo hoo aids?
Horsempeg 25
Have her keep.that underwear.. Thats discusting
tayza249 20
Well that's disgusting :/
Jac_d_ipper 10
Naw, OP you can make your housemate's life disgusting by telling her that you have vaginal infection which spreads by using other's items and which takes couple of weeks to show up and watch her bleach her ******* stealing ****.
Grex_fml 9
Or come home 'crying' and when they ask what's wrong just say that you've been to see the doctor and you have been diagnosed with genital warts. Oops
Seeingdouble 10
Time to get a new housemate, I think.
Grex_fml 9
Put itching powder in them, then make some popcorn and wait for the screams
RemyX1 7
tell her to wash here own clothes dang gotta keep logged in so I can comment first without wasting time signing in.
IAmJad 18
Probably could've left that second part out and kept yourself from getting buried.
Ins0mau 20
'Cause commenting first is such an achievement and highlight of your life.
lishajoy777 14
It is when you have none!
ironichalibut 24
Today, the greatest part of y day was commenting first on an FML, FML.
flockz 20
being the first of millions of sperm wasn't enough for you? douche.
golden_warrior 23
Use it to your advantage and play a prank on her so she will learn her lesson.
SirTalkaton 22
Underpants gnomes! Step 1. Underpants. Step 2. ? Step 3. Profit! In related news: your roommate is a slob, I'd let her keep those...
SirTalkaton 22
South Park... No one?
Thundering_Jibbs 13
Get her back by getting a sexually transmitted disease and then passing it on to her, that'll show her!
Zebediabolical 45
Pregnancy is the best STD! Get pregnant and pass it on to her through your shared underwears!
fareith 15
10 - I would recommend a sex ed class for you sir.
Late_night83 25
Put a mouse trap in your panty drawer before u leave for the day, just don't forget it is in there... Lol.
Colin_XU 6
lol... you are so cute...