Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, my house was broken into. They didn't take much, but they did paint spunking cocks on the walls and furniture. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML
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MagicallyFat 12
This might have been possibly done by someone you know. A prank perhaps? Either way sorry to hear :(
claras100 5
The money you didnt use in buying stuff back will have to be used for therapy. Fyl
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Comments (154)
shadexilmaendu 4
You got creepy crawled! XD
Calyx_fml 22
It was someone you know, who knows you.
Munchkin13 6
Whats OCD???
SwtCherryPie 26
HAHAHA my dad is super OCD about where things go so when im at his house if he goes into another room i run around and rearrange stuff on the tables and when he comes back he grumbles and goes to putting everything back right away
ahodes 0
your like Emma from glee!!!! except she's getting better
starburst7596 14
theyre concerned about your condition and are working to treat you.
dansco 25
I would say it sounds more like a prank :(
darth_nova 0
You are ******* retarded! "today, my house got broken into but nothing was stolen. FML." don't be a bitch, your damn lucky nothing was stolen. I've been ripped off twice and had to replace everything both times. I hope the next person that breaks into your house rapes and kills you. YDI
Hunts160 5
maybe they did it on purpose
unixdude 9
Yeah, but think of all the germs everywhere.