Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, my house was broken into. They didn't take much, but they did paint spunking cocks on the walls and furniture. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML
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MagicallyFat 12
This might have been possibly done by someone you know. A prank perhaps? Either way sorry to hear :(
claras100 5
The money you didnt use in buying stuff back will have to be used for therapy. Fyl
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Comments (154)
Freeze_fml 17
You're probably missing a pair now.
BelleBelle_fml 11
Why a single underwear is called a 'pair'...one of the many mysteries of the world.
marinus_fml 20
Because calling it a triple would be ******* outrageous.
Mirorbo 27
Why is 'pants' plural when it's a single article of clothing? Can you buy an individual 'pant'?
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
No, but you have two pant legs. (shrug) I dunno.
marinus_fml 20
Mirorbo, my explanation would be just because it ends with an "s" doesn't mean it's necessarily a plural. For example shorts are not plural for short.
fluffyrocka 0
Yet shirt has three holes as do pants and shirt isn't plural...
fluffyrocka 0
Wait. Shirts have four holes, just like girls. Nevermind...
iluvevil01 11
Aw I feel your pain. I have OCD to and I could only imagine how crazy Id go trying to put everything back in order. :(
HolyHandGrenade 4
Those damned underwear gnomes and their get rich quick schemes.
psuedodragon 23
At least it wasn't a troll... they steal your socks, but only you're left ones. What's up with that?
mongoosemike 23
They use that single sock to hide their boners ;)
mrahhhhh 21
Reminds me of King of the Hill: (dialogue from memory and may not be 100% accurate) KAHN (imitating Hank Hill, after breaking into his house, whilst talking to Minh): "Boy Peggy HIll, you as sexy to me as propane tank, I tell you what..." later... HANK: "Someone broke into my house, moved the coffee table, and drank my orange juice! Bwah!" then... HANK: "So you broke into my house just to move my furniture around?" KAHN: "Oh yeah. That's the biggest reality show in Laos."
THE_A_TEEN 28
Oh god I remembered that episode, But what they did in there... BBBBBWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH =0
maddiester 5
yeah I agree with
TKello 6
Um, this sounds like a personal attack. I think someone knew you were OCD and decided to **** with you in some kind of revenge scheme or something.
Mirorbo 27
Beat me to the punch. Definitely sounds like someone knows the OP too well and has a very cruel sense of humor.
DonovanRiddick 6
God i feel for you i have many severe OCDs so i get it that really sucks!
howdmynosego 12
I'm so sorry to hear that op. Iv had OCD before. It's not nice
WOLFEYES72 2
Before?
LilaBear 2
Yes, #31. With therapy you can actually beat psychological disorders like OCD.
cradle6 13
Ehhhh, I don't believe you can ever "truly" eradicate OCD. You can definitely reduce it to a point where it's barely noticeable though. It really depends on how bad it got.
jaylovesyou69 0
Hahahahaha shit that's funnny
NHLbound22 8
just like your face ... LOL
sweet_candy_ 17
Humm there is something fishy about this fml and no it's not op's underwear.