Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, my house was broken into. They didn't take much, but they did paint spunking cocks on the walls and furniture. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML
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Top comments
MagicallyFat 12
This might have been possibly done by someone you know. A prank perhaps? Either way sorry to hear :(
claras100 5
The money you didnt use in buying stuff back will have to be used for therapy. Fyl
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claras100 5
The money you didnt use in buying stuff back will have to be used for therapy. Fyl
morganrules123 10
At least you have something to do this weekend!
enonymous 9
15 that's easy. Consuela... As long as you got lemon pledge...
hellogoodbye1996 6
I have OCD too and I know how it feels. I would probably kill myself if that happened to me.
YourEvilHero 12
I'd rather have a mess then missing items. try and find out who did it, like someone said it seems like a friend.
aFatFuck 0
At least you don't smoke weed... this would not work out well for a paranoid conspiracy theorist.
Keyman1212 14
I would rather my things be stolen, then moved around.
xDefendPopPunkx 14
Oh man these comments are killing me. Please guys put the letters in alphabetical order. Please, it's CDO, the letters have to be in order it's only right.
CreeperIRL 14
At least they didn't leave you any mixed up skittles or m&m's.... That woulda really sucked....
dre_bro11 12
54, aren't people slack! First they put an 's' in lisp, now they're writing 'OCD' in the wrong order.
hippityhopp 2
That is very dumb because if that was the case every word you wrote or made would have to be in alphabetical order not just OCD...
xDefendPopPunkx 14
For crying out loud 75! I just asked you to please put things in the correct order. Yet you go and write the incorrect version of CDO. Don't my pleas mean anything to you?
hollenbackam 12
llo :P
enonymous 9
54 I need you from now on to put every word of your sentence in alphabetical order otherwise you're speaking greek to me
xDefendPopPunkx 14
KO 94, I iwll aekm erus ot do ahtt fmor now no. Aaabecihllpt deorr is aimnoprtt :)
rallets 23
"nothing seems to be missing but there is now a lava lamp"
rallets 23
"nothing seems to be taken, however, there appears to be a lava lamp"
foxman47 3
97- I'm pretty sure "L" come before "W" and "S" comes before "U"... You failed
xDefendPopPunkx 14
Dyslexia, so sue me.
zendaddy0 0
Well if you are 99.99% shure nothing was taken theres nothing to worry about
zuzupetalsYO 11
I think you know the person who did this. Someone is messing with you.
jder69 0
canadianbabe hit me up
hellogoodbye1996 6
Lmao 108 troll.
NoWarranty_fml 14
You're gonna make my eyes bleed if yoy keep writing like that
nolarboot 10
Anyone notice the OP's name? Priceless. Also, sucks about your stuff, but at least it's all still there.
xDefendPopPunkx 14
Lol 122, I'm pretty sure I'm not a troll. I'm 100% human. Not an ounce of troll in me. A little goblin maybe but no troll. ;)
cryssycakesx3 23
the CDO shit is the stupidest shit I ever heard. so many whiney little brats have "OCD" sometimes you just like things neat. it's not necessarily OCD.
MagicallyFat 12
This might have been possibly done by someone you know. A prank perhaps? Either way sorry to hear :(
forest1wolf 9
That's what I thought
curley18 3
That's what I thought!
MareNostrum 0
Well...I believe Manson's followers did this in houses before they started murdering people. Looks like you're in the clear, but your famous neighbours better watch their backs.
sarah_loves_yuh 0
Sorry, this has nothing to do with the FML, but I'm loving your profile picture!! :P
vegeta922 2
Thinking the same thing.
DelilahLoyla 1
In this case, they most likely knew you.
WIZchild 0
I think it was the gieco gecko..hes very nifty
thepersonyouknow 9
did anyone else think of paranormal activity?
quadder 0
Your friends played a prank on you
Majstr 23
They did it for teh lulz. :)
iAmScrubs 19
I always had a feeling that the dude from Extreme Makeover: Home Edition broke into houses.
Skankles 0
Ah! I feel your pain. But at least you have your belongings!
jellybeans4833 7
they know you so well they did that on purpose.
marinus_fml 20
What the ****. Who would break in and do that? I'm pretty sure you just have friends with humor who played a trick on you :) +1 for your hilarious friends.
marinus_fml 20
Receiving all the hate again. Good job, just thumb me down (y)
FMLandurstoo 9
No need to hate on marinus
BIEBERSLAYER 10
That's mad creepy for them to be messing with your underwear. You might have a stalker who also has OCD.
BelleBelle_fml 11
OCD or fetish? Who knows, could be both.
Mirorbo 27
Obsessive Compulsive Fetish? .... *leans back away from computer* Not sure if I want....
harumph 7
Obviously someone hates you. Why else mess with someone who has OCD? And KNOWS you have OCD. FYL OP.
ohSNAPyall 27
Or you've just got nothing worth stealing.
ughfuck1234 0
"Wow this guy is poor as shit. **** it, let's rearrange his furniture and underpants drawer."