Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, my house was broken into. They didn't take much, but they did paint spunking cocks on the walls and furniture. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML
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MagicallyFat 12
This might have been possibly done by someone you know. A prank perhaps? Either way sorry to hear :(
claras100 5
The money you didnt use in buying stuff back will have to be used for therapy. Fyl
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Comments (154)
cassiewatsits2 5
That happened to me except they stole my little sisters panties
mongoosemike 23
Sorry...did she want those back? Mah bad D:
Multiwhore 7
Either they were looking for something specific or it is one of your asshole friends. Either way you should install a camera in your house to catch the next "thief" that comes through.
Trippchic 15
it has to be someone you know. either someone you pissed off or one of your friends with a sick sense of humor
Petal23 11
That's really quite creepy as surely it must be someone you know?
Winter1lover 7
Uh, I would seriously have a talk with your friends. A real thief would steal something, only a friend knows how to f you over. Either was, FYL
Burning_Star_IV 3
Haha sucks to be you, I'll make sure if I ever meet you I'll turn your water off and lock you in your house.
jose1760 1
OCD is not even real, get over it and move your stuff back to where it was..
radish6913 4
lol sorry but ive always wanted to do that
darksideofthemoo 0
you think it could be
darksideofthemoo 0
haha that is freakin awesome!