Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, my house was broken into. They didn't take much, but they did paint spunking cocks on the walls and furniture. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML
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MagicallyFat 12
This might have been possibly done by someone you know. A prank perhaps? Either way sorry to hear :(
claras100 5
The money you didnt use in buying stuff back will have to be used for therapy. Fyl
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Comments (154)
THE_A_TEEN 28
Uhhhh... ... ... ... ... ... WHY WOULD THE OP DESERVE THIS? ******* TROLLS
3153dee 0
its most likely someone you know doing it for ***** and giggles. funny tho
at0micmin3r 23
YDI :D
InsaneLife98 14
I really feel bad for you OP. I have OCD as well, and I wouldn't be able to stand something like that. But to me it sounds like somebody you know did this to your place. Most people would steal something and leave a different mess, you on the other hand had nothing stolen and everything misplaced. Sounds like a prank to me, watch out OP!
kitsune3 20
Oh lord...That'd drive me insane. I feel for you, OP.
thisgirl2u 9
Perhaps this is actually someone you know. It sounds to me like they were trying to give you a little tough love, or throw you into a situation that they know would upset you in hopes that you could learn to manage your OCD a little better? :S either FYL!
Phallic_Metaphor 3
This might turn into a blessing in disguise, use this to motivate you into getting treatment. CBT and exposure therapy have an unbelievable success rate. Treatment can be difficult, but if your anxiety is having a significant impact on your life, it will be well worth it.
ballstomper 0
Someone just watched Dane cook
malcolmd21 0
I think one of your friends did this as a joke....
Grimsey 4
Is it just me, or do a lot of people seem to have OCD these days... especially on FML!