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WTFwhywouldyoudothat - 22/08/2011 22:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML

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why me - 24/10/2017 01:30

Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

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Angry and Confused - 29/06/2013 09:55 - United States - Reno

Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML

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pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

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Anonymous - 29/08/2013 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my house was broken into. They didn't take much, but they did paint spunking cocks on the walls and furniture. FML

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XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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rian - 03/04/2021 21:30

Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML

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Sarah - 17/08/2012 07:45 - Canada - Penhold

Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML

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WHOO HOO AIDS - 01/06/2013 18:52 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML

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day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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Anonymous - 05/09/2018 14:30 - United States

Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML

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MagicallyFat 12

Tuesday 23 August 2011 8:51

This might have been possibly done by someone you know. A prank perhaps? Either way sorry to hear :(

claras100 5

Tuesday 23 August 2011 8:50

The money you didnt use in buying stuff back will have to be used for therapy. Fyl

h0ward076 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 15:57

it was more of a surprise new home design

Dudddde_fml 4

Tuesday 23 August 2011 16:07

Get over it. Good lord OCD isn't cool

hyden121 2

Tuesday 23 August 2011 16:35

Sounds like a prank.

dennis96411 12

Tuesday 23 August 2011 16:48

Only in UK. and possibly in the US.

fromthesuck 8

Tuesday 23 August 2011 17:23

This is pretty good. When i was younger i used to rearrange the neighborhood. I wish i stuck aorund to see the face of the person that woke up to a lawn chair in his tree.