Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
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lexiieeex3 32
At least they didn't take your boyfriend.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
You've been hit by You've been struck by A smooth criminal.
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Comments (138)
xxjenn27xx 8
Sorry op! I hope everything works out
theHIGHroad2 5
Another FML where the boyfriend robbed OP's Apartment came to my mind while reading this one. I hope Op's bf has nothing to do with this robbery.
Nbackus9 4
Wrong OP, you're boyfriend will soon be gone I'm guessing!
Nbackus9 4
Your* I'm sorry about that
sens3sfailing 25
Oh my god. First time I have ever seen You're ever used incorrectly by pure accident...you sir, have done something I did not know was possible.
ChrisTheCalm 9
How awesome would the robbers be if they took pictures smiling with the OP's boyfriend while he slept
_Oblivion_ 12
I don't know why but what comes to mind is that Allstate commercial with the dog haha
funnynesh 10
How come this comment got thumbed down?
lexiieeex3 32
At least they didn't take your boyfriend.
TrueTriage 16
Edited the comment after I posted this :(
biggestfan23 11
She's lucky her boyfriends not dead. Nowadays you just never know
noelykins1 19
Am I the only one who is thinking of that episode from Family Matters?
MichellinMan 20
^ yes
LoveMyKoolaid 0
They didn't take her boyfriend, but they took her Koolaid!
supportcommand 17
66, OH YEAHHHH!!!!!
Tuesdaythe10th 11
No but people are getting crazier
joenuuuuu 0
They didnt take her boyfriend thats OPs bestfriends job
FalconSam1414 19
Haha
SweetAsHell 9
Only her boyfriend was left? I would have assumed that he might have stirred a little, seeing as he must have been sleeping uncomfortably on the floor.
Llamassss 21
Several months ago two guys kicked in my front door while I was sleeping, they were polite enough to ring the doorbell and knock before doing so. I was just about to the door when they kicked it about four times. I had my glock in my hand, pointed it at the door and they ran, screaming, telling me, "I'm sorry! Wrong house!" It's always the wrong house with a glock pointed at your head. The police caught them a few weeks later.
MolesterStallone 13
Wow I wonder what the robber thought once he saw your boyfriend slept through the whole thing.
xxDefiantxx 0
probably something a long the lines "OH ****! Oh never mind he ish asleeping" spelling errors intended
destroyer69 0
He was like "this guy is awesome he deserves to live!"
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Robber 1: Dude, you know what we should do before we leave? Robber 2: What? Robber 1: I have a sharpie...let's draw dicks on his face! Robber 2: **** yeah!
MolesterStallone 13
I once put shaving cream in my friends palm and tickled his nose with a feather and he gave himself a face full of shaving cream. He never woke up even after everyone's laughter
FMLKitten 15
One time in the seventh grade, this kid fell off a bus chair, sound asleep. Even after he faceplanted, he didn't wake up. ....I have pictures. >:-D
Zomg_Okay 27
This one time, in band camp...
amandajlucas2015 2
Hahaha omg I was just fixing to say that lol
With_Love929 3
He probably took pictures and now shows it to all of his friends. You should check google to see if it's there with a stupid caption. XD
nalawala 4
Wow he's a heavy sleeper. I'm sorry that happened to you :/
MichellinMan 20
I'd love to see that on camera.
annie_nk 23
Heavy sleeper or really quiet robber. :P
binger_gitch 12
Hey OP, at least it wasn't your boyfriend who did it and was gone also!
coolbrony12 3
Heavy burglary, heavy sleeper.
zandalee 20
Was your boyfriend sleeping off the Mother of all benders or what?!
SkoomaKi 28
Either your boyfriend is an extremely heavy sleeper, or is a light sleeper but a ninja robbed you. Have anything to say Noor?
lostinlabels 8
Maybe her boyfriend is a heavy sleeper AND a ninja robbed her. Maybe her boyfriend IS the ninja!
Ozuru 11
Aaaaaand that's why I like Noor.
SkoomaKi 28
My sweet Door, tell Noor I want to play a game. Not just any game. Tell her I will be waiting and that if she dares approach my love, her other secrets will be revealed.
JackeeDawn 9
Noor, has a twin cousin named door. That's nice. You are a great story teller. :}
FMLKitten 15
I didn't know Noor had a twin cousin :-O Door, do you cover for Noor while she's out on missions?
kewlkate 9
What I want to know is if they at least have a couch or bed left, considering it'd be strange if OP's boyfriend made the decision to sleep on the ground.
Nilla_Please 12
I dunno bout this but door is more attractive :O
killer6969 16
Who da **** is noor?
killer6969 16
Oh and skoomaki ur a ****** nerd u have like 6 files do u have no job or life or are u paid to do this??
Psych101 9
82- Easy there, killer.
ManInTheMachine 20
Can the Mods shut this idiot up before he continues to shit in FML's pants? He's probably some stupid, self-righteous 13-year-old prick who should've gone to bed 2 hours ago.
nickownes1 3
It's weird seeing you on here noor. Escuse me, Noor*. It's weird because I've had a conversation with you on ifunny. You posted a picture of how happy you were that you got your first featured picture. Remember that? Ahh good times(:..
whyusofat 17
Soooo twin cousin eh? Whats the odds of that madam Noor?
adamcichuttek 2
I guess we know where Noor went...
False_Stupidity 42
Yes, through the Door...
Soloman212 28
Maybe they gave him a bone to silence him.
alexa9510 1
Lol I love that commercial
SqueakyChipmunk 22
You've been hit by You've been struck by A smooth criminal.
jetsown08 21
At least Annie is OK this time around.
FMLKitten 15
Da na na na na na-na, da na na-na, da na-na-na-na OW!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Did you step on a Lego?
FMLKitten 15
Please don't ever mention Legos to me ever again.
MichellinMan 20
46) ******* LEGOS
D51_fml 6
I'm listening to the song live! :)
annie_nk 23
Yes 30 I am just fine ;)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
There is just too much win in this thread. And a bit o' fail, but it makes it that much more cool.
LLZNH 1
My brother was yelling "GRANNY ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY GRANNY?" today because of MJ's mom being kidnapped by his siblings.
Beezy1216 3
As she went into her apartment, were there bloodstains on the carpet?
lexiieeex3 32
Too clever my friend!
XxDevilxXGt 26
At least they left the boyfriend, who knows how much money those are worth nowadays.
Beezy1216 3
That will be about tree fitty
PleadingInsanity 20
I would never be able to through something like that! Sorry you have to go through that OP. Hope everything works out.