Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
Today, I slipped and fell on the ice while attending a community event for work. A man came to help me up, and I farted really loudly. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I slipped on the ice in front of my apartment, spraining my ankle and cracking a rib. While I laid on the ground immediately after, my neighbor chewed me out for saying "shit" in front of her 4-year-old on my way down. FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
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0goodtimes0 13
So much for Canadians being super nice
RobinGoodfellow 47
Sneezes: doing their best to ruin lives.
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0goodtimes0 13
So much for Canadians being super nice
mikepzz 27
I'm Canadian, don't worry they probably apologized afterwards. :)
thevelociraptor 31
It's hardly possible to have a country that only consists of nice people. Like every other place you will get some really nasty ones like the bystanders Op ran into. Yes, the majority of Canadians may be nicer and say sorry more often, but not everyone does. Anyway, I hope your shoulder recovers quickly Op!
KingBobtheThird 16
Dude... not all Canadians are nice, that's such a stupid stereotype.
tournamentdecide 33
Did you even acknowledge #10's comment, 16?
Enslaved 38
Those bystanders were probably mean tourist?
AnOriginalName 19
Canadians actually aren't that nice. They stole that stereotype from their former rulers, the British, and the British are too polite to correct that false stereotype.
howard007 18
Why are you guys taking the sarcasm from the stero type so seriously
0goodtimes0 13
Thank you 39
RobinGoodfellow 47
Sneezes: doing their best to ruin lives.
badluckalex 23
Idk if it's just me but I feel so much better after letting a sneeze out. I hate when you have to sneeze but can't, then you look like an idiot trying to get that itch out of your nose
Shadowblast423 3
Any time you have to sneeze, look at the brightest light you can. Works most of the time.
juliaafaulkner 15
One of the best solutions.. However you are also blinded for the next few minutes and are subject to seeing random colours here and there..
ethawesome1125 10
Just hope they fall over as soon as they leave
Zacky_Chan 22
At least nobody mugged you.
iAlissa 34
Ah yes, the silver lining has been found.
Angelkisses130 26
My mom said something similar happened to her. She has weak joints and fell outside of a grocery store. All those people around and only one person helped while everyone else just stared. People are mean and just don't give a shit :( sorry everyone sucks OP
kirbs19 37
I hope your mom was okay #6 at least there was ONE good person to help her out :)
randomname98 22
I fell on the ice not too long ago, and hit the ground so hard I thought I broke my elbow. My sister's response was to smile, do a really bad job of covering said smile, and walk away. The school bus came by shortly afterwards, and someone that got off helped me. These are sad days when you can trust a stranger more than your own sister.
Angelkisses130 26
That's pathetic and very low of her. At least the stranger was there to help you, at least there's still some good people out there. I wouldn't just walk away or crack a smile at someone in so much pain, I don't see how anyone could do that :-( hope your elbow is okay
randomname98 22
My elbow was fine after an ace bandage and a couple of tylenols
singer0421 32
Well, you just sound like a clusterfuck. I feel your pain.
tonyfan00 38
And my faith in humanity has reached a new low...
vikky538 29
they are really mean..
youngindian 10
The beat cure for pain is laughter.
ProfessorMctitie 20
Shoud have tripped them