Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML
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Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML
Today, I would like to say I pinched a nerve throwing punches, but no, I did it by sneezing. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
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Immortal_Toaster 23
That's snot very fun..
Pleonasm 36
Did you then punch yourself in the heart because you wouldn't stop bleeding?
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Comments (106)
Lunasis 14
smooth move buddy :D feeling better?
IceWrath 22
Bwahahahahaha! I did that once when I was a kid but I'm autistic and use to have the shortest temper ever. I remember I got all bent out of shape because my beans touched the toast on my plate... Dude, you really need to go to anger management classes or something.
MeAnd 9
So what will you punch if you cannot get it up?
varsityme 4
You're an idiot.
esfox83 17
Darwin Award winner
MagsTill 0
Is this Joey Tribiani?
regenerate 19
that's not a short temper, that's just being a dumbass.
claem 7
You should lay off the steroids.
Fmlsea 28
YDI sounds like you need anger management classes or something.
Ihavegas 22
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