Manly Sneeze
Today, I would like to say I pinched a nerve throwing punches, but no, I did it by sneezing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Ow
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Golden Valley, United States
Power move
Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Anonymous
San Marcos, United States
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
kissrocks4
Sacramento, United States
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Ahhwtf
United States
Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML
TooYoungForThis
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
Anonymous
Warren, United States
All worn out
Today, despite only being 39, I nearly threw my back out when I sneezed. FML
SkinsCastSelection
France
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
ouchmynose
United States
Powerful
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
Top comments
huotuotuo_fml 13
I don't get how would pinching a nerve throwing punches be something cool to say.
Dragon1248 12
Bless You
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Comments (22)
SOILEDIT 51
Must have been a really violent sneeze for that to happen. Get better soon!
Dragon1248 12
Bless You
Tripartita 45
"Hey, not only am I injured, but I'm violent too!" "Oh… cool." Yeah, it's a shame you can't say that.
zman938 8
He could have meant into a punching bag. Which would just be exercising and working out.
Procryon 10
You have been blessed with a power many will envy. Use it well, for there are forces of evil that would hunt you to the ends of the Earth for your power.
andrewgold1 12
Gesundheit
huotuotuo_fml 13
I don't get how would pinching a nerve throwing punches be something cool to say.
kfchicken 31
ya to be honest saying you did it while sneezing is a funnier story anyway
kkhris27 9
Hey feel good If you had pulled it throwing punches.. You would of seriously lost that fight..
lizt 22
Awe bless you!! Sorry that shit can hit the fan but, maybe you can get out of having to do stuff now ?
Setareh23 34
It's ok OP. I know someone who ended up with a neck brace because he was drying his hair and decided to flip it back and pose for the mirror. These things do happen, and eventually, will make a funny story :) Good luck with recovery!
aredvulpix 23
Sneezes can be intense, man... Feel better, OP!