Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML
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Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML
Today, I would like to say I pinched a nerve throwing punches, but no, I did it by sneezing. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
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Immortal_Toaster 23
That's snot very fun..
Pleonasm 36
Did you then punch yourself in the heart because you wouldn't stop bleeding?
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Comments (106)
jw833055 13
You should be starilized.
duude989 7
Said the person who can't spell sterilized.
rbalboa76 5
Why?
pic516 9
You are an idiot
miss_jules 11
Short temper? I cannot believe that anyone could have such a 'short temper' that they would punch themselves. Come on, OP...try using 'mentally unstable' or something in that line rather :p
nelson_92 12
Are you stupid?
skipper2009 18
YDI for being a dumbass. Get your shit together before you die of a heart attack at an early age.
scribb_fml 6
Good job :)
MrConcise 35
I feel for this guy, though. Sneezing is so uncomfortable it used to make me nearly cry every time I would sneeze. I can imagine somebody with anger issues who hates the feeling of sneezing as much as myself might have some problems dealing with that.
Athabaska 10
I have a short temper, you are just a ******* moron.
UniqueVixen1988 9
LOL!!! I feel your pain OP , I hate sneezing too!