Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML
Today, I would like to say I pinched a nerve throwing punches, but no, I did it by sneezing. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
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Top comments
Immortal_Toaster 23
That's snot very fun..
Pleonasm 36
Did you then punch yourself in the heart because you wouldn't stop bleeding?
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Comments (106)
an3ph 20
Sue yourself.
cmac86 24
that would have been interesting to have seen.
Icantputmyname 4
Yeah. Not the smartest thing...
Alhamdulilah 15
Do you punch your anus when you get diarrhea?
scubanick 10
I hate to be negative .... But you're an idiot lol
InvisibleMonster_fml 16
You're an idiot.
flynryder 7
And the fortune teller stated, "I see Anger management classes are in you future."
YangTheWolf 2
I'm sorry, but you're ******* dumb.
hotbutthurttoast 13
You nose nothing
fergnasty 14
You're a ******* idiot.