Ow This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Golden Valley, United States

Power move

Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML

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Collection

Thanksgiving

Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.

Same thing different taste

Ahhwtf 18 August 2009, 11:47 United States

Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML

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Manly Sneeze 7 July 2016, 11:34

Today, I would like to say I pinched a nerve throwing punches, but no, I did it by sneezing. FML

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Anonymous 1 October 2011, 11:44 Sweden

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

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SkinsCastSelection 17 January 2011, 20:13 France

Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML

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HWS 15 April 2011, 05:47 Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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ouchmynose 18 February 2009, 02:43 United States

Powerful

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML

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Anonymous 9 February 2024, 06:00 United States

Faulty plumbing

Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML

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jellybean 6 November 2009, 23:37 United States

Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Rough patch

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML