Today, my daughter locked herself in the bathroom having a tantrum after her boyfriend dumped her. So, out of sheer desperation, I had to sit in the kitchen sink for a pee, which is when my husband walked in with his mother and sister. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, I envy all the mothers who get to hide in their bathroom, engulfed in tears, when at their breaking points. I'm a single mom of two heathens. Today, like most days, really I had to threaten violence at the top of my lungs so they would stop fighting long enough for me to simply use the bathroom. FML
Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink because my bathroom is being completely revamped, and the only other toilet in the house is my parents'. They refuse to let anyone use it. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML
Today, I had to listen to my daughter’s explosive diarrhea while I watched TV. When she came out of the bathroom, she went white as a sheet. Apparently she thought she was alone. FML
Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML
Today, I really had to pee while babysitting. Normally this isn't a problem, except the kids were sleeping and going potty would wake them up right before their parents were due home. Desperate, I decided to pee in a cup in the kitchen and wash it down the sink. Their parents came home mid-stream. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
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Top comments
MandazInTC 33
Her behavior is unacceptable. She wants to lock herself in her room, fine. Bathroom is off limits though. The way she's behaving, she probably doesn't need a boyfriend.
AmbrosiaFan 19
You should have told her either open the damn door or you'll pee on her bed and she'll need to change the sheets.
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MandazInTC 33
Her behavior is unacceptable. She wants to lock herself in her room, fine. Bathroom is off limits though. The way she's behaving, she probably doesn't need a boyfriend.
Jaymail 19
Have you ever heard of a Chamber Pot? How old is your Daughter? If she’s 18 or older then it’s time for her to move on. If she won’t let you into the Bathroom after you told her you needed to go (I’m assuming you did) then you’re under NO legal obligation to allow her to keep living there. She has problems that would make it hard for her to move out? TO BAD! Don’t we all? You’re NOT going to live forever!
BurnInDemonFire 39
You sound cheery. I hope you're not this much of a dick around whoever you live with, because I get the feeling they'd punch you in the face. If you live alone, that I can believe.
RichardPencil 32
I don't suppose anyone was hungry for dinner after that.
diraven 15
Should've told them you were just drunk again
CRC_101 31
Anyone who is old enough to have a boyfriend is far too old to be throwing a tantrum that prevents others from carrying out basic human rights. She needs some serious consequences. I doubt she's 18, but if she is, I actually agree that you should kick her out. If she can't show basic respect for her roommates, she shouldn't live there.
spinspinsugar 12
pick the lock!
pjsr 33
I hope you let them take a turn.
AmbrosiaFan 19
You should have told her either open the damn door or you'll pee on her bed and she'll need to change the sheets.
Marcella1016 32
Were there no other containers in your house - cup, mop bucket, wastebasket trash can, empty bottle - NOTHING you could have taken to your room and used? I agree, OP, your life sucks, because you live in an empty house. On the bright side, you probably won’t have to worry about your in-laws visiting for awhile...
bl3ur0z3 17
I think I'd do it in a sink that has a drain and the ability to wash it out over a mop bucket. I've gone into the bathtub when the toilet was broken.
rotflqtms_ 21
When I was young and someone was pooping when I needed to go, I used to be told to use the bucket, and I'd clean it out afterwards.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
shoulda just booted the door in and told her to gtfo