Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML
Today, I would like to say I pinched a nerve throwing punches, but no, I did it by sneezing. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
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Immortal_Toaster 23
That's snot very fun..
Pleonasm 36
Did you then punch yourself in the heart because you wouldn't stop bleeding?
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Comments (106)
pepsi_ftw 13
This is the first time ever that I heard someone do this.
Bigfabthetruth52 22
sounds like a deeper problem than just a short temper to me
Johnnyonfire7 3
that would make you sneeze more.
gilliaga73 18
Oh how I wish I could have seen that.
grgnyce 8
You're a complete and total Douchebag!!!
TheMystery13 13
You should get your own TV show.
opj77_fml 13
That is pretty stupid...you need some anger management sessions.
aehren 11
That's a nose slapper!
Thorzix 23
I feel you man lol. I used to have a short temper and I'd get frustrated at shit I did myself, too, kind of annoying. You should get help for that though :P
tjw1616 21
lol um??...