Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered my 3-year-old daughter's artistic skills. She managed to draw an elaborate mural on our living room wall. The masterpiece? A stick figure family, including our dog, but instead of a tail, he has a second head. She of course used permanent markers. FML
Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML
Today, I came home to find my younger daughter left her silly band collection on the carpet in front of the fireplace. I now have melted unicorns and princesses stuck in my carpet. FML
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, I had to tell my daughter that just because markers say "washable", it doesn't mean that you can draw all over our newly-painted walls. She's 15. FML
Today, my kids decided to draw on the walls with permanent marker, and now my house looks like a modern art exhibit. FML
Today, my toddler proudly presented me a "beautiful drawing" he'd made... on my freshly painted living room wall. When I started to scold him, he said, "But I made it for YOU, Mommy!" Now I feel guilty for being mad at Picasso Jr, and having to paint over it. FML
Today, I left the living room for 3 minutes to make a coffee. When I went back, my 4-year old had found a permanent marker, God knows where, since I don't own a permanent marker. She'd then drawn on her face, the carpet, wall, sofa, both dogs and as an added bonus the TV screen. FML
Today, my five year-old niece thought that it would be acceptable to carve her artwork all over our toilet seat. FML
Today, I was painting my bedroom walls, when I was struck with an uncontrollable bout of diarrhea. I had to watch helplessly from the en-suite bathroom as my 2 year old daughter painted a lovely picture for me, all over my new $500 sofa. FML
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bishhitsandii 3
Who was supposed to be watching her? It's their fault.
YouMentalFreaks 3
At least your walls are pretty now?
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YouMentalFreaks 3
At least your walls are pretty now?
Mylifeskool 0
do something about it.
ortega_fml 0
YDI for having walls.
Siji 0
Lock it up before you leave.
iTaylor 0
don't discourage her! she's a Picasso in the making!!!
iTaylor 0
#14 lock up what? the walls??
franniedottp 8
14 means lock up the kid. he should go die(14)
aardvarkish 17
7, that's actually funny. 21, good call --> "Like" 1,000 times!
11colio11 4
ydi for not liking cinnamon buns
muhaidib 2
#21 you hot
DocBastard 40
Muhaidib, I'm sure Taylor's loins ache for you after that comment. Your Vaseline and sock are over in the corner.
syddyb 0
This is one of the funniest FMLs I've seen!(:
zkchild 0
Don't kill the kids creativity, the world will do it for you when she gets older.
lm27 5
unicorns are friggin awesome I don't see how this is an fml
Macromartyr 3
No one has said this yet, why is the five year old home alone? Babysitter??
MermaidSongXOXO 6
MercyFML? Long time, no stalk :)
tree07 1
YDI bc u should have waited till ur kid grew out of the drawing on wall stage to paint it
planbsponserme 2
someone needs a spanking. first time of doing wrong deserves a lecture. second time deserves a spanking. if you dont then she will grow up and tag walls and the cops will beat her. your choice either you beat her or the feds ( I have wild scenarios )
CakeSlicer 0
:)
C94Slim 7
Who's that Pokemon?!.….It's, Gengar!!!! yaayyyyy for pokemon
mz_booty 0
she could make u millions
rkcraig53 0
Some people should NEVER have kids.
justynicole 0
I suggest chalkboard walls?
bigphill1333 0
haha slap that child!
starile 20
She was also singing the Robot Unicorn Attack theme song and smashing into glass doors to make her dreams come true. This kind of behavior should only be encouraged.
FMLYAY 0
ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU AND LIVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY OH, LOVE
Runto 0
noooo thats not nice
cmac86 24
win!
friednoodles 0
i hope you go to jail, nuff saif
ericb982 8
#186 I hope you eat shit and die, 'nuff said.
Mjfalcon 8
Pwned. have fun re-re-painting lol
seldom66 16
Ydi for "erasing" the first painting!
bishhitsandii 3
Who was supposed to be watching her? It's their fault.
dudeitsdanny 10
By the "Ed", I'm guessing OP's a man. If there's a mom in the picture, maybe she was watching her.. In which case she really needs to try to keep up with the kid, and keep the art supplies away. She's not Tommy Pickles, high shelves means out of reach for most kids. If they both work, OP needs a better sitter.. This one obviously didn't keep an eye on her at all times.. Or got annoyed and gave her the stuff to get her off her back. Either way, OP, you kinda deserve it for letting it happen again.
Bstaut 8
omg, dude, it's danny! lol
GoingLesbian 0
Danny you're dead on. YDI poster. I almost never say that lol.
sinnikle 5
A relevant Rugrats reference is always worth a thumbs up.
SuperNinjaa 0
put paper on the wall for her to draw on. dont give her any more markers or crayon or color pencils until she learns her lesson just... idk WATCH HER
milmac 9
YDI for not teaching your kid any better -- AND for not supervising her.
Texast 0
she was working. how was she supposed to be watching her?
404wan 19
If you go to work and leave a 5 year old alone at home all day thats ****** up parenting. Get a sitter.
rhyspiecesno8 18
Leave her or him with a babysitter than
lol_ironic_life 9
OP you should try out the Arm&Hammer Magic Eraser it might just work without having to repaint the walls :)
arabianhorse1234 0
Why did you leave your 5 year old at home unsupervised? YDI
flipflipflipidel 0
paint the walls with her blood
zolziski 11
But blood changes colour when it dries...
rexku 0
XD LOL
xFalzz 0
YDI for letting your young child be alone with coloring tools. Should have known it might have happened again.