Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML
Today, I would like to say I pinched a nerve throwing punches, but no, I did it by sneezing. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
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Immortal_Toaster 23
That's snot very fun..
Pleonasm 36
Did you then punch yourself in the heart because you wouldn't stop bleeding?
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Comments (106)
gramirez23 9
Dumbass of the day
cakefete2 31
The day is not over. Have some faith my friend.
cjwayy 22
I hope you wouldn't punch someone else if they kept sneezing.
worldclassrager 41
Just hold your nose or something hope it wasn't a bloody result
germanboy214 2
I can kind of relate to OP. I have anger issues myself. Now, I've never punched myself in the face for sneezing, but I have hit something because it wouldn't stop hurting.
middlenamefrank 8
"Short temper", no. Anger issues, yes. Get some help, jackass.
yelitzavega 4
I can't help but laugh.
conman531 23
Bless you
essexadult 2
You're clearly an idiot
okudatwo 11
Them allergies. I'm gettin' em too. Every time in sneeze, i sneeze again and again for about 10 times.
Rianokami 22
What the hell dude?