Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I wanted to be creative. I hid an engagement ring for my girlfriend inside one of her running shoes. I expected her to find it and wake me up, but she didn't. Later, when I asked if there was anything in her shoe, she responded, "There was a rock. I just shook it out outside. Why?" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML
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Top comments
JillianBall 18
Aw I'm sorry :(
juturnaamo 29
Is there any chance it could be from one of her parents?
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Comments (207)
JillianBall 18
Aw I'm sorry :(
rexgar2000 10
what a bitch, confront her and tell her it wasn't for her and that you getting engage and leave her.
shannonreneee 11
Get her charged for stealing the ring
BehindU 5
55 *you're*
Jf770 10
Yeah o30 I agree with 69. He can just report her .-. Some ops are so st00pid.
evilscorpi 29
She is simply stupid, she says no but takes it anyway . I hope you say something
urdirtyolduncle 15
^bitches be crazy.
DFlit1 0
Cold hearted bitch charge her for stealing like 69 says and toss her ass out
skullcandifiedDJ 5
So she's basically like: I'm gonna take the ring, but I'm not gonna marry you... WTF? And why was she going through your drawer in the first place?
juturnaamo 29
Is there any chance it could be from one of her parents?
luismyl 6
The worst part is that the ring is missing
yourXwillh8me 3
even if he did propose, precedent in most states is that if it falls through, she has to give the ring back.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Why would her parents be in his sock drawer?
carlosantana0219 2
They were out of condoms
grecon11 1
That 70's show reference ftw...
BumpInTheRoad 3
2 What if it was from one if his parents though.
DontForgetMe4 0
Oh wow! I'm assuming you guys live together so you know it was her for sure! You should still talk to her about it, I'm sorry.
divadro102 16
Doesn't give her the right to take it if they live together.
xyris_fml 28
That isn't what 4 was saying, 104. She doesn't have a right to take it, but if she and OP live alone together we can say for sure it wasn't a parent or anything like that.
honeybuncher 3
ill bet it was the dog(:
sjhill 32
how?
clcbjj31 0
Like a boss.
nattynatters 14
Yeah! Sneaky dog thiefs.
StalinsHeir 1
It's called a joke
phuckejiu 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I didn't know dog could write these days
paulie1998 0
**** me like an animal, baby.
mattsgurl 0
That completely sucks. My fiancee would have cried his eyes out if I did that to him, but I love him too much. Fyl OP she sounds like a bitch anyway for doing that. You are better off without her. Time to start fresh and new. Good luck. I'm sorry you had to find out that way though.
toxicthree 2
I agree.
RadikulRam 16
Did she steal the ring? I think she did. She stole your property OP, you hadn't offered it to her, play it off by saying it was for your mother for taking great care of you etc.
ALLDAY88 8
Tell her it was for your other girlfriend of so many years.
evilplatypus 39
Even if he did offer it to her, in the US the ring always goes back to the one who paid for it unless given at Christmas, Valentine's Day or the person's birthday (that makes it a gift). Otherwise it's considered contingent upon a contract (marriage).
DynamicDave 11
I think whoever breaks the engagement gives up the ring. So if she leaves him, he gets the ring, but if he breaks it off, she gets to keep it.
TheSmartAss10 21
No, it's whoever paid for it unless they were married or it was given on Christmas, Valentine's Day, Easter, their birthday, then it's a gift. If you get married the ring becomes hers.
sabezo10 0
You should get your ring back since you didn't get married she's can't have it.
OriginalimoaN 15
He didn't even ask her yet! Even more she shouldn't have it! Op better be getting that back.
greg84_fml 21
On top of the fact even if he did ask her, she would have no claim to it as her answer would have been no. "No, I will not marry you, but I will keep this lovely ring.". No bitch.
A100893 30
Get your ring back from that thief! You have not officially proposed so it is not her property.
MwahFMLS 6
Aww.. Oh wait..
MwahFMLS 6
Oh wow, I'm disappointed. First time my comments ever gotten buried.
yousirareamong 5
Whatacunt