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Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML
Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML
Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML
Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML
Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML
Today, I took a huge shit halfway through my gym workout, one of them half-wet, messy, stuck in your butt hairs. Three rolls and an anus with the feeling of carpet burn later, I proceeded to the bench feeling strong. At the twelfth rep, I sharted, right in my brand new gray pants. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
most. intense. shit. ever.
Impromptu_fml 0
That'll teach you to build it up. Next time, when nature calls, pick up the phone.
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Comments (91)
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
that sux
cel123456789 0
^ 8 year old ^
ZeroIce 12
:P niccccccce
ggallegos13 2
Haha all I have to say for this is get in shape, and this won't happen! I saw another comment up there that said the minute that nature calls, pick up the phone, and I agree! Good luck next time!
sucks2_beyou 0
hmm i thought hamstrings were in ur legs.... dang musta been one hell of a shit though
nnero0 0
aaawesome! xD
ynp092883 0
You need to drink some water so it doesn't require so much effort
ashleynonymous 0
You really need to work out more...
Attrox 0
Noun: hamstring. One of the tendons at the back of the knee. Verb: hamstring (hamstrung). Make ineffective or powerless. Cripple by cutting the hamstring. This is from a dictionary. I really cannot see how you can pull your hamstring by taking a dump.
z0mb130v3rl0rd 0
This is the funniest one I've read in a long, long time. Lmao.
TheLoneWolf87 4
You need moar fiber, OP.
a_ninny_mouse 0
"pendatic", "moar" is an Internet meme that comes from the /b/ section of 4chan, an imageboard website. It is a commonly used response to posts that contain images or materials that the users of /b/ would like to see more of (e.g., an interesting story). On another note, for someone whose username is a misspelling of "pedantic" (perhaps you invoked Muphry's Law--check the Wikipedia article on it), you seem awfully quick to criticize the mistakes of other people.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
#60 - ZOMG!!1!1!eleventy! You misspelled "Murphy" in your post!!1 GTFO!!1!1!1eleventy!
Freeze_fml 17
What dumbass doesn't know the meme "moar"? GTFO pendatic.
LifeFucksUsAll 0
Good point is good. Hurr.
PutDownTheGun 0
#67 wins. Oh, and I love using obscure definitions to effect overreactions from grammar Nazis. It's pointless to criticize someone for using improper grammar on the internet. Pendatic, you said your name is an intentional misspelling. What gives you the right to spell something incorrectly on purpose but criticize someone else for misspelling a word on purpose? You, my friend, are a hypocrite.
Freeze_fml 17
Take the pole out of your butt. Whether it was intentional or not, the misspelling of 'pedantic' eliminates you from correcting the spelling mistakes of anyone else. You say it draws out pedants who try to correct it, yet here you are trying (and failing) to correct the spelling of others. You fail.
a_ninny_mouse 0
#63-Nicely played. #65-I was not trying to justify the spelling of "moar", I was merely attempting to explain where it comes from. #71-xkcd? #73-For this reason, I shall withdraw from the present argument (I suggest that everyone else do so), as further debate with "pendatic" is bound to be fruitless.
Freeze_fml 17
This is hilarious. You spelled "spelling" and "my" wrong. "Moar" is entirely correct on the internet. Only a dumbass who wasn't aware of the meme would try to correct it and then defend their reason for doing so. http://knowyourmeme.com/ - There you go, a site for people like you.