Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a screenshot of his phone's contact list, to show me the adorable photo of us he'd set as my contact image. I guess he didn't realize that a contact called "Side Babe" was just barely in the screenshot too. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML
Today, while my girlfriend was playing a game on my phone, an unknown number sent me a nude picture and the words "Miss you, baby." This person's mistake just cost me a black eye, and probably my relationship too. FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
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Top comments
Tobester 0
Smart phone. Same can't be said for the user. YDI
BelaLugosisdead 0
YDI. Plain and simple.
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Comments (73)
GR3453m0nk3y 4
hahaha i did the exact same thing only i no longer have a phone.....
Reyo 2
YEAH SEXTING! Did you know that if either you or the person on the other end of the message are under 18, it's considered a crime? My advice: STOP DOING THAT!
GR3453m0nk3y 4
shut the hell up no one gives a **** anyone thats gonna Sext will do it regardless of the law dont be a dumbass
time4coffee 3
It'll come back to bite them in the ass when someone posts the pic of them on the web when they go looking for that real job
vollyball921 0
smart phone........ too bad the owners not as smart hahaha lol jk
hockey1317 0
Wow 52 you have anger issues. I suggest a therapist or medicine.
princess151617 4
Lmfao
ChaCerCam 14
Your life must suck 84 FML's submitted that's a shit ton!
Lelli28 0
oh damn that sucks... FYL
littlemissxx 0
FAKE. Would every single one on his contacts list respond so quickly? Really, EVERY SINGLE ONE? Unless he had like 5 only.
BelaLugosisdead 0
YDI. Plain and simple.
DasHaas 9
Hint: read the manual.
Jimboom 12
RTFM! YDI
mi6_fml 0
And what a newb you are! Learn 2 confirm recipients.
Neferria 0
And you're an idiot.
Aha09 1
Couldn't have said it better myself.
IndieSinger 0
Pictures, else it didn't happen.
RachelBerry_fml 5
ya cuz u can take pics of this
suaku 5
I do believe it's called a SCREENSHOT.
Tobester 0
Smart phone. Same can't be said for the user. YDI
jts2 3
.. Major YDI. Seriously, how STUPID are you?