sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
clitorasaurus
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Many such cases
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
BrownDump
United States
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Den Dungen, Netherlands
Where am I?
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
wtbfiber
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Give me strength
Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML
paulinapo
Staten Island, United States
Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML
AnonThoughts
Fighting fit
Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML
092492
United States
Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML
Maddie
Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Always wear camo gear
Today, I took a huge shit halfway through my gym workout, one of them half-wet, messy, stuck in your butt hairs. Three rolls and an anus with the feeling of carpet burn later, I proceeded to the bench feeling strong. At the twelfth rep, I sharted, right in my brand new gray pants. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
most. intense. shit. ever.
Impromptu_fml 0
That'll teach you to build it up. Next time, when nature calls, pick up the phone.
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Comments (91)
SinnerSaint 1
How does that even happen? lol
PaperCaper 11
She clearly needs to revise her technique.
PhilipEden 0
Exactly what is "pulling a hamnstring"? x)
shoieb9 14
Seriously, even am unable to understand this!
Juliet4evr 0
Fail 4 not knowing
ZeroIce 12
i dont know either...
damoki 8
It's the muscle group in the back of your thighs, they run from just below your buttocks to just below your knee joint. To "pull" them means to hurt them by over stretching/over using them
Alphabetica 0
Always thought your hamstrings were in your legs!
DangerMike 0
Women don't poo, so I don't believe you.
ninapillsbury 0
you honstly dont think women poo. you must be really stupid
monbon6788 0
that's possible?
TrollTrollTroll 0
us trolls eat shit all th time
coolsteve 0
next time do the finger test. insert one finger into your anus and if shit is visible under your fingernail then shit away
mollywebster55 0
You should of taken a laxative, then you wouldn't have to strain so much!!! Instead, it would just flow ... flow right out!!!
perdix 31
It looks like the toilet is a technology that is too advanced for you to operate safely. You ought to invest in a large stockpile of adult diapers for your health. See if your local community college offers a course in Adult Toileting (for Those Who Didn't Get It The First Time Around.) It will help you shit safely and I'm sure you'll meet some great guys there, too! ;)
cel123456789 0
dump fail