BrownDump
United States
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Till We Pass Out
Halifax, United Kingdom
Today, I was pushing so hard to take a number two that I ended up passing out. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Den Dungen, Netherlands
Where am I?
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
B-ran
France
Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished, I was bent over and pulling the toilet paper out of the holder. I pulled too hard, causing the dispenser lid to fling open and smack me on the back of the head. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
pooplife
Nottingham, United Kingdom
Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for a moment, stunned, still pooping. FML
Preggo
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
pissingcontest
United States
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
Meagan Ortiz
Wardrobe change please
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Crappy circumstances
Rememberance Day special
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
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pulse18 2
whoa! I'm taking a dump right now too!
spaz617 0
Someone needs more fiber in their diet...
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Comments (122)
lickerassholes 0
Shit
raNDMGUy 5
SCRUBS!
iBanana 17
Are you sure you weren't pregnant? Check the toilet!
iAmScrubs 19
I AM scrubs
Big_Red_138 3
Check the poo....I just got shot!!! Check the poo!
noonehere88 0
how embarrassing.
TheWindowLicker 13
I wouldn't say it's too embarrassing.... only because no one else saw.
bamxitsxandreaa 8
hahaha ^ I like your picture..it's cute xD.
HeavyMetalViking 0
I shudder to think what would happen if OP had to give birth.
Takador 3
I don't get it, if OP was sitting, how did he/she end up on the floor?
Justforlolz 14
73- *facepalm*
iSitt 0
facefloor!
btnhdude 0
shitfaced!
imthatguythatdid 0
lol 89
LOL0LOL 1
well..... did the shit come out?
SeaMen 3
shot happens bro
Alpha35 4
LMFAO HAHAHAAA HIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD HAHHAA
thismeanswar 1
It's actually not that bad and more common than you may think. I talked to one ER doctor who said that's how most people that he sees have fainted.
ImInABox 6
Did you wake up in a pile of shit?
The_Weirdo 10
I did.
Doomire 0
people can die from this
XZeenon 1
Everybody walk the dinosaur!
TriflingAllDay 6
But what you didnt know is that you were one step away fron reaching supersaiyen.
instnt1nfction 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
anorexic people these days, tsk tsk tsk
forgettingsunday 0
anorexia isn't funny, especially since I suffered from it. fuckwad.
Gknd 0
lol'd pretty hard at that
iAmScrubs 19
You should have just got someone to tickle your nose with a feather duster.
eltapatio16 5
blazers suck.
ajkeneth 7
glad I'm not the only one!
pulse18 2
whoa! I'm taking a dump right now too!
jamjelly386 5
me too!
Minikriz 0
haha me three :3
deaper 16
Me four!
fireflames113 6
I am not
abdali 0
oh i did that all the time
Focnr 0
me four
kittykat1497 7
and there goes 4 people's attempts to be funny by stealing someone else's joke
zachary0005 4
agreed
venom2421 10
me six
glutgyoogle 6
Me 156! I win.
maebelline12 12
^ 155 actually. You lose.
spaz617 0
Someone needs more fiber in their diet...
fAiRyMaN3 0
me too thats when I go on FML
KkoolAid 0
Okaaaaay then...
Justforlolz 14
I looked at your comment and thought: "Really?" Then it dawned on me what I was doing... :-/
richarosky 0
every reads FML while taking a dump
california283 6
I hope no one wipes while holding their phone
amerwin 3
At least you passed out before you blew out your rectum. Next time, grab a good book or a magazine and let gravity take care of the rest.
ilovepoppa 0
that's kinda disgusting. :/ I think you should try constipation medicine?
janier234 0
lol hopefully it was at home. not for your health but for your dignity. jk