Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Den Dungen, Netherlands
Where am I?
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
well fuck
Warsaw, Poland
Daily grind
Today, I got home from working 14 hours straight, went to take a dump, and fell asleep on the toilet. I woke up later on the floor, covered in shit and piss, with my alarm going off, an hour before I was due back at work. FML
BrownDump
United States
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Brian B
United States
Today, I fell asleep for an hour in the bathroom while taking a dump. I had to convince everyone I went for a walk during lunch since no one saw my car leave. FML
XoXonedirectionXoXo
Eden Prairie, United States
Today, I fell asleep while on the toilet at work. When I woke up, I tried to quietly sneak back to my desk, only to be caught by my boss. He immediately sent me packing and gave his "best wishes" for me in the unemployment line. FML
Courtney
United States
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the toilet, and then had to give my boss a valid reason for why I was late. FML
DonPedro
United States
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
sleepytime
United States
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Newny_Newny_Newny
United States
You OK, dude?
Today, I got home from work after working 16 hours straight. I was naked on the toilet, just about to get in the shower, scrolling through my phone when I nodded off and FaceTimed someone by accident. FML
Crap
Toronto, Canada
Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Top comments
UncleCaitlyn 21
I smell something and it's not a promotion
Laphog 17
Getting paid to sleep and poop, a career we all aspire to attain .
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Comments (38)
Anubis94 24
Well that's a shitty situation
TheGolfGTI 24
Is this really all you could do? This? I would say that it's low hanging fruit, but that fruit has already fell off the tree and is rotting on the ground.
UncleCaitlyn 21
Get out
ColonelCusswords 24
Must be working pretty hard to be that tired. I smell a promotion
UncleCaitlyn 21
I smell something and it's not a promotion
darshini_ii 24
This is why people say you should get sleep at nights.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
I don't know OP's story, but I have a condition that makes me extremely tired at all times, no matter how much I sleep. Telling someone to "just get more sleep" isn't helpful.
tyler_the_asiann 16
Anytime you fall asleep, just say "amen" after you get caught!... I'm not sure how that would work in this situation tho...
Laphog 17
Getting paid to sleep and poop, a career we all aspire to attain .
MitchRapp 20
A crappy days work.
lexiieeex3 32
That couldn't have been too comfortable, especially in a public restroom...
SecundusSecunda 27
Are you overworking yourself? How could you fall asleep in that stench, OP?
mds9986 24
Well you got paid for pooping and sleeping. I don't see how this is bad. Also the toilet paper holder makes such a comfy pillow; I can see how this happened.
gamermonster 34
Wrong FML bud