sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
clitorasaurus
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Many such cases
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
BrownDump
United States
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Den Dungen, Netherlands
Where am I?
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
wtbfiber
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Give me strength
Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML
paulinapo
Staten Island, United States
Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML
AnonThoughts
Fighting fit
Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML
092492
United States
Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML
Maddie
Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Always wear camo gear
Today, I took a huge shit halfway through my gym workout, one of them half-wet, messy, stuck in your butt hairs. Three rolls and an anus with the feeling of carpet burn later, I proceeded to the bench feeling strong. At the twelfth rep, I sharted, right in my brand new gray pants. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
most. intense. shit. ever.
Impromptu_fml 0
That'll teach you to build it up. Next time, when nature calls, pick up the phone.
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hoover1 0
i think you are the most awesome person on the planet. if i could pull my hamstring while takinga shit i would be so bloody happy. but no. im not unique. be proud to be able to do that.
hotchips 0
See what happens when you don't stretch?
trishay 0
Yesterday my step dad pulled a muscle straining on the toilet he didn't even get a shit out of it. YOU ARE NOT ALONE!
cel123456789 0
did u take a pic of the terd????!
aaronjc 1
TMI
bishopthom 0
your doing it wrong
Gobsnoglin 0
You beat me by THAT much! holds fingers really close together
Freeze_fml 17
Please tell me you were criticising his grammar and knew that meme.
paladininwaiting 1
uh.......huh??????
CallMeHush 1
That must have been one of those ***** that actually make your pants fit better.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Judges? (checks the nearby table to see a co-worker asleep at his desk) Evidently, we have no clear ruling on this comment, so I'll rule in your favor, #37, and deem you worthy to wear this gold-colored diaper as your reward. Sure, it's gold-colored and probably unsafe to wear, but it's more fun to imagine why it is colored that way.
CallMeHush 1
I will be sure to post a pic of me in the diper that I will wear with pride ;)
hobsonbrendan 0
how
razorp 0
wow either ut was a massive shit, or the first workout you have had in forever