sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
clitorasaurus
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Many such cases
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
BrownDump
United States
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Den Dungen, Netherlands
Where am I?
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
wtbfiber
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Give me strength
Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML
paulinapo
Staten Island, United States
Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML
AnonThoughts
Fighting fit
Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML
092492
United States
Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML
Maddie
Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Always wear camo gear
Today, I took a huge shit halfway through my gym workout, one of them half-wet, messy, stuck in your butt hairs. Three rolls and an anus with the feeling of carpet burn later, I proceeded to the bench feeling strong. At the twelfth rep, I sharted, right in my brand new gray pants. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
most. intense. shit. ever.
Impromptu_fml 0
That'll teach you to build it up. Next time, when nature calls, pick up the phone.
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Comments (91)
juddley85 0
deer grammar man (pendatic) u r muy hero ceep arp d good werk in d war agaynst stewpid peeple that downt speek good
iSwag 0
Lol The Battle at Porcelain Hill lol I would say FYL but this made too people laugh lol
Nightfire01 0
This is the best FML ever.
theagony123 0
hey its not impossible right.
Gormare 0
"Moar" is actually a childish way of saying "mother" in dannish, lol.
Calicobeard 0
that is epic.
alewares 0
Did you reduce your movement speed by 50%?
Kode_Ex 0
Lolz I know those types of.... battles. but I have never heard of pulling something because of sum one not having teh p0wr... incredible. you really didn't deserve that... but you couldve ate moat wheaties
ryguy997 0
how is that possible?
Miss_gord 0
that must have been an epic shit:O