paulinapo
Staten Island, United States
Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Help!
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Anonymous
Makati City, Philippines
Pants down
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Dinho
United States
No good deed…
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
Anonymous
Today, my husband was finally moving out. I picked up his enormous duffle bag full of clothes to help get him out faster, and I threw out my back. I now can't move. I can't even wipe my own ass. FML
Anonymous
Greenville, United States
Pain in the ass
Today, I awoke to an excruciating pain in my back from sleeping in the same position all night. I can't wipe my own ass. I've already gone to shit twice. FML
PeedMom
Cedar Bluff, United States
Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML
Anonymous
Pushing the envelope
Today, I was constipated and strained so hard that I threw up into my pants and all over my shoes. I was at work, and no, I didn’t have a change of clothes. FML
Anonymous
Fort Collins, United States
Estoy Poopin
Today, I cracked my back while pooping at work. It was so bad I had to go to the hospital and get carried out of the toilet by paramedics. A $4,000 bill later, my coworkers will not shut up about how funny it is. FML
clitorasaurus
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Many such cases
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
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Pleonasm 36
Brokeback Fountain.
Likian5 26
Just curious as to how you throw your back out in a bathroom...nonetheless, be thankful that stranger was kind enough to help you instead of leaving you there.
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Likian5 26
Just curious as to how you throw your back out in a bathroom...nonetheless, be thankful that stranger was kind enough to help you instead of leaving you there.
ns1985 15
Agreed. At least it is heartening to know that there are good people out there.
KingDead 18
Yes Op, be thankful, specially that you didn't throw your back in there with a disoriented elderly person eating nachos and cheese off the floor, with no pants on. Then there would've really been no helping you. You would have been eaten next...
negb 30
In an awkward way, that's really sweet of them to help you.
Lilo4life 26
That reach to the toilet paper is a tough one
slacker_69 6
exactly what I was thinking unless you were trying to force it out to get out of the public bathroom fast. those bathrooms can be nasty(;
Pleonasm 36
Brokeback Fountain.
vadaaa 11
10/10
Shenanigans9 8
Would laugh again
gnathrak 4
Awesome!
TheChipster91 5
At least you ran into a friendly stranger! :)
rg350dx 29
I've heard of rough #2's but never one so rough it through someone's back out. FYL OP
rg350dx 29
Threw* before I get crucified for it
MiGman 5
Hmm could have possibly sneezed while reaching out for tp I had a friend do that before
mattlw 25
I need to be honest. I voted down your first comment before I read your edit. So I am posting this so you can have your revenge. Fair is fair.
rg350dx 29
Thumbs up for honesty.
DocBastard 40
I have to assume "threw out my back" is a euphemism for masturbation. Unfortunately that doesn't make the whole "stranger pulling up your pants" thing any less strange.
mattlw 25
Exactly what I thought.
shorty6823 28
That would scare me. But I'm kinda nervous about anyone that can hear me pee.
tommyfox 19
Throwback Thursday
LetThereBeFMLs 10
Sorry about your back, OP :/ hope you get well soon... In other news, just be happy a photo of your misfortune isn't being spread all over the Internet. I'd hate to be part of a new meme or rage comic >.> Positivity is key in such situations.
OverlordBossk 13
I can already see the caption being used with Bad Luck Brian, though...
BadApple88 29
time to see a chiropractor !
possy 19
You must have really been pushing hard to do that! What did you eat??
lilhellian 27
Tacohell