sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
clitorasaurus
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Many such cases
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
BrownDump
United States
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Den Dungen, Netherlands
Where am I?
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
wtbfiber
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Give me strength
Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML
paulinapo
Staten Island, United States
Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML
AnonThoughts
Fighting fit
Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML
092492
United States
Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML
Maddie
Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Always wear camo gear
Today, I took a huge shit halfway through my gym workout, one of them half-wet, messy, stuck in your butt hairs. Three rolls and an anus with the feeling of carpet burn later, I proceeded to the bench feeling strong. At the twelfth rep, I sharted, right in my brand new gray pants. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
most. intense. shit. ever.
Impromptu_fml 0
That'll teach you to build it up. Next time, when nature calls, pick up the phone.
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Comments (91)
Rosebell26 0
Oh man! That's sick. Time to get some craisins!
MakeupBurn 0
ROFL! Had a big load didn't you?
chris231997 0
I love FMLs that are short and sweet.
Heidirenee92 0
now that was some intense poopin'! ha
Jade94_fml 0
Intense crap... o_o
ryan007665 0
Guys stop being assholes to pendatic.. He spelled it the way it was supposed to be spelled in the UK. Secondly, he made a TYPO and wrote "muy" instead of "my". You may want to call it a misspelled word but guess what? The "u" and "y" are next to each other so that is a common mistake. Thirdly, I don't blame him for correcting that. "Moar" and "more". I also get pissed off when I see misspelled things. So you guys may want to stop having gay sex with each other and just chill.
ming88 0
i spent 5 mins visualising the process but couldnt.. care to explain how u did it?
supmofukka 0
at least u didnt tear u butt hole. i ****** up my hamstring runnin lol that mustve been a crazy shit.
MiloC_fml 3
Whoa there Akibono-san! work those quads before squatting sumo style
supmofukka 0
at least u didnt hav an anyerism