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Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML
Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML
Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML
Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML
Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML
Today, I took a huge shit halfway through my gym workout, one of them half-wet, messy, stuck in your butt hairs. Three rolls and an anus with the feeling of carpet burn later, I proceeded to the bench feeling strong. At the twelfth rep, I sharted, right in my brand new gray pants. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
most. intense. shit. ever.
Impromptu_fml 0
That'll teach you to build it up. Next time, when nature calls, pick up the phone.
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Comments (91)
rberry_fml 0
ew how is THAT even possible
helloween_fml 0
you should stretch before you excercise :D
CRwrestler44 0
THATS AWESOME!!!!
sciencexgeek 0
LMAO at #6
blastvortex 4
Perhaps you should've let somebody pull your finger first.
godyourethick 0
Phwoar, must have been a monster.
shazzam 0
water. drink more.
shayjanine 0
hole new meaning to Larry the cable guys power stool stand up act hahahaha apparently u weren't using it properly bumme dude
paladininwaiting 1
#67 LMAO.....funnier than the FML itself.....uncle...HAH!!!!!!
shiichan246 0
hi david! :3