sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
clitorasaurus
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Many such cases
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
BrownDump
United States
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Den Dungen, Netherlands
Where am I?
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
wtbfiber
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Give me strength
Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML
paulinapo
Staten Island, United States
Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML
AnonThoughts
Fighting fit
Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML
092492
United States
Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML
Maddie
Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Always wear camo gear
Today, I took a huge shit halfway through my gym workout, one of them half-wet, messy, stuck in your butt hairs. Three rolls and an anus with the feeling of carpet burn later, I proceeded to the bench feeling strong. At the twelfth rep, I sharted, right in my brand new gray pants. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
most. intense. shit. ever.
Impromptu_fml 0
That'll teach you to build it up. Next time, when nature calls, pick up the phone.
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Comments (91)
amberceleste 0
jimboom lol wow
Bertha5 0
is this possible?
FD929 0
Thats almost impressive.
danii_s2 0
one word: metamucil.
CitizenSnipz 0
wow, thanks for the paranoia. I'm in the bathroom right now constipated. FYL tho.
suzanabanna 0
u should know to always stretch b4 u take a dump X]
LifeFucksUsAll 0
You should know to always have a spell-check before you post.
Ninjaface 0
That must have been the most epic dump of all time. Did the toilet say uncle?
lwdjaymac 1
Best fml ever.
no_mames_vato 0
what did you eat?
bostonfan 0
I'm pretty sure pooping does not use any hamstrings so unless you pulled a hamstring sitting down/up, bs