Today, the girl who tormented my life for nine years was hired at my part-time job. We're assigned to work together on a three-month-long project which will involve tons of communication. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML
Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
Today, I started at my new job. The woman who I'll be working right next to 40 hours a week introduced herself with, "I know what your name is. I know what you're planning, and I've been sent to destroy you." FML
Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
Today, I finally got to meet the new Director of my department. She was my intern eight years ago, the one I declined to recommend for a full time position due to interpersonal conflicts. She knows. FML
Today, I started a new job that was highly recommended by a worker there. The same coworker that is now making my life a living hell. FML
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Today, my manager mentioned that she'd hired a "cute boy" to help me out at work with paperwork. The "cute boy" was my ex-fiancé and now I have to be with him in an office for 30 some hours a week while his current fiancée brings him lunch everyday. FML
Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML
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Jimboom 12
The only way your ever going to put that torment behind you is to be the bigger person and just do your job. Don't be nice or social with her. Just be professional and curt. If that pisses her off so she makes a big scene well thats all the sweeter. ;-) And if she continues to torment you then hello HR complaint time.
singer4life666 0
Why don't you be polite and see how she responds. If she's a bitch still, then just punch her in the throat. Simple.
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Comments (100)
paradox91 0
noob
mona_is_here 10
this seems like a perfect plot for some movie
JINJANINJA 0
she tormented you for nine years? What the **** happened to your BALLS!
xFalzz 0
Silly #12! Women don't have balls.
doorfloor 0
I smell a sitcom!
un_nomable 6
nothin to say but ahahahahaaaaa ha haha. HA. Ha ha..... ahha. ha. done. good luck there. there's no YDI here unless you did somthing to cause the tormentaion (is that a word?) upon your self.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
torment*
NightKiller 0
get that mother ****** back!
romeo971987 0
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legonut4 0
it's funny because you have to work with someone you hate
okieraider71 4
A person can only get you as down as you let them. Grow a backbone and get on with your life. Or shoot him. Which ever is best.
ygdrassil 17
legonut, where's the moistness here? i'll be heartbroken if you don't point it out!
HairyHobknocker 0
sounds like time for sweet payback op. may I suggest either burning said tormentor's house? of course i take no part if it actually happens 0.o
mebecatie 0
good luck with that!!! lol oooohhhh how about REVENGE.! >;D
kimshoo 0
seems like a good time to exact your revenge
Katana9990 3
oh boo hoo op, I was tormented for 7 years from kindergarden to 6th, and not by one person but by the entire school. it was a private school of about 300 or so people, and every grade I'd stat with the same people who tormented me. Get over it, I did. Oh FYI, one of the guys who tormented me is a pot head now, so find something that makes you feel better, karma is always a bitch
roflinyourwaffle 0
72, not to be mean, but what you're saying is: "i used to be a ******* ****** and everyone used to hate me. but now they do drugs! i win!" is that even remotely close to what you mean? feel free to correct me if i'm mistaken.
DuLLa 7
darn
porter12 0
sounds like you still feel sorry for yourself 72
time4coffee 3
Same situation- tortured through out grammar school by one bitch. I'm forty and it still gets to me. Nothing felt as good as the day I finally stood up to her. you were on the job first- get tough, stand up for yourself and don't let her continue. girls get be nasty to each other.
ryanshek56 0
so you pretty much got shanked by a penis.....
Sicarri 2
#1 youre a tool. Bad luck OP, try work it out, or try get her fired :)
yashack 0
put on some big girl panties and kick that bitches ass
atticuz 2
Lesbo love.
IchiDork 4
This is what I'm hoping for.
bishoprsv2 0
Yes, #2, exactly what I was thinking. Listen here, OP, the only way to stop that monster is to scissor her. Trust me.
th3b0ss 0
lol 32
starxshine 0
that sucks :/ revenge?
xFalzz 0
Exactly. Torment her!
twinny_sc 13
69, Did they take an unexplained dive off a cliff?
Jimboom 12
The only way your ever going to put that torment behind you is to be the bigger person and just do your job. Don't be nice or social with her. Just be professional and curt. If that pisses her off so she makes a big scene well thats all the sweeter. ;-) And if she continues to torment you then hello HR complaint time.
Emo_yeti 0
That's what you get for leaving the kitchen
Sanura 0
You're an idiot.
TBfml15 9
And this comment made my day
singer4life666 0
Why don't you be polite and see how she responds. If she's a bitch still, then just punch her in the throat. Simple.
TNB_xACiDiC 0
7 yup! i agree with you:)
lovemekrazy 0
good luck.....why don't u make up nd b friends again
Chanti_fml 26
Because this girl tormented her for 9 years?!? Read the FML...
purrfume 0
kick her ass
zanguard 0
^^ hitgirl wins
Russian_Roulette 0
bitch slap that mofo
Stoddards_rock1 0
Good Time To Get Some Revenge Ey? But Damn Why'd You Let Her Torment You For 9 Year's?
PhoenixFiend 0
I will never understand capitalizing the first letter of every word D;
LookinLikeDrake 0
I Do It Also
roflinyourwaffle 0
you didn't finish what you were gonna say. 9 year's what? i'm curious as to see about which possession of 9 years you are talking.