Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
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Top comments
enonymous 9
Dude 2 minutes? I want this guys autograph. Setting world records... I think I'm at 30 seconds of fury myself
Mauskau 36
If it was his first time that's why it was quick, tends to be for guys as it's a new feeling to them and they love it XD
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Comments (240)
Freeze_fml 17
At least you know he's not a chronic masturbator.
Anumayis 34
Your comment made my day!
qhostred 0
Well that was a waste of virginity
akvandervort 21
Sounds like he isn't old enough or mature enough to lose his virginity. I mean seriously he's never gotten a boner before? Ha ha. How old are you guys?
ChelseaAnn2012 0
Yeah sooo true!lol
yadisingh 5
Where does it say he never got a boner before? .... Oh wait, it doesn't.
Egnar 19
I think she assumes that everytime guys get a boner they drop their pants and notice it. . .
aznpiboy24 5
You look to old to lose yours.
slushpup9696 12
39 clearly doesn't know what a penis is and wouldn't know where to start looking for one. Hint: They grow by like homoerotic bananas on Chatroulette. Go do some field research.
buhreeanna13 0
Um...
Saltime 0
Ah, yeas. Being on 16 and Pregnant when you're nine makes sense.
leadman1989 16
Why would he be surprised by it staying hard? Has he never masturbated? It stays hard after that too.
poisoniv 4
If it's semi erect why aren't you still taking advantage of it rather than complaining?
missbadluk 0
THATS WHAT I WAS WONDERING??????
aaronruark 2
Thats what happens your first time idiot
pvtgrey6289 4
Get off his back....you should take that as a compliment. You felt so good he couldn't hold it in that long. As for the post game actions I don't know what to tell you...mess with men and not boys...just sayin.
withered 30
That "take is as a compliment" is just a bullshit excuse for horrible stamina. Instead of taking a bad experience as a compliment she should have a talk about him improving his stamina. Having sex is a 2 way street.
perdix 31
I'll bet he wasn't too far removed from losing his virginity himself. If you really want to have sex that lasts, find an older guy. Some of us actually get better with age.