Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
Today, I found out that my roommate of over 8 years assumed “the rag” I keep “above the toilet” was meant for wiping, and “the rag” on the separate towel rack was for washing your face. I have used the hand towel “above the toilet” to dry my hands after washing for a decade. FML
Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML
Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
Today, I'm on a class trip to Washington DC. Last night, my roommate took a shower, and I decided that I would take one in the morning. This morning, I found out after I got out of the shower that my roommate used one towel for drying himself, and the other for a mat. He didn't hang either of them up. FML
Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML
Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML
Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML
Today, after a day, I finally noticed that the toilet paper I'd been using to wipe my butt is actually a roll of paper towel cut in half. My dad thinks that it's a waste of money to buy proper paper. Guess who had to unclog the toilet twice. FML
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enonymous 9
It adds volume and body and gives your hair definite character
SlimShady167 3
Haha what the ****? That's gross:/ Sorry OP, FYL
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SlimShady167 3
Haha what the ****? That's gross:/ Sorry OP, FYL
Dalliance 4
I babysat a kid once who did this. He'd had explosive diarrhea and used the towel to wipe his legs that were dripping in nearly liquid feces. But he was four.
tsim_fml 0
Two girls one towel?
ceepevoy 0
Wtf is wrong with ppl?
bustub2 8
I believe a jury would let you off for that.
BroSkii69 8
What a shitty roommate ;)
Turner_22 0
FAIL.
enonymous 9
It adds volume and body and gives your hair definite character
danishbagel 3
Also covers you in shit.
Keyman1212 14
I've heard caking shit into your hair is the secret to all the Jersey Shore character's incredibly immobile hair.
ntherewas1 11
And this is my favourite comment of the day!
ultra_notorious 26
sounds like you have to day down the law and housebreak this chick.
SteelCladAngel 0
Rub her face in the dirty towel and smack her nose with a rolled up magazine.
FYLDeep 26
How do people like this ever make it into college?
leadman1989 16
Cheating!
luccmon 6
Nobody said it was college. Roommate applies to anyone living together in any given dwelling..... But having cleared that up, your question is still valid.
Snookie85 19
That's just wrong!
MangoRico1 1
She has class I see.... Or just puts the Ass in it
boredblonde 17
That is just ........ no
Penn2894 6
That sucks. Keep your towels with you in a drawer or something and only take them to the bathroom when they need to shower?
marysol_fml 1
That is horrifying. I'm guessing you're in college? If this continues, you need to go to your RA or dorm adviser and complain. What she's doing is disgusting and unsanitary. You should also insist she reimburse you for the towel. Bag it and throw it out.
36591951 9
More like soak it in radioactive petrol and burn it