Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML
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Top comments
MegasaurusRex89 28
You can't expect the first time to last that long. Take it as a compliment haha. It will get better.
rieebee 23
Talk to him about it, make the next time better.
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Comments (17)
anonymuse_fml 31
It will get better :)
rieebee 23
Talk to him about it, make the next time better.
black_ice_ 3
Miss_Chevious 37
I guess you had it cuming. No? okay...
MegasaurusRex89 28
You can't expect the first time to last that long. Take it as a compliment haha. It will get better.
bunnyfish 27
At lest you know he really was a virgin.
Psyqiik 18
Prolly cause u made him wait so damn long
cheshireau 26
Just communicate about it with him and work on it together.
tounces7 28
Well you make the man wait 7 whole years, what the heck else were you expecting? I'm picturing a scene from "Scary Movie" here.
Chesterisnotdead 1
word
snarkytruth 37
Your magical moment -when a rabbit turns into a jackass. Not very considerate of you. Only being a virgin himself could excuse that behavior.
Mackade 18
It'll get better. Should probably build up instead of jump right into the sex. But what do I know?