Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
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enonymous 9
Dude 2 minutes? I want this guys autograph. Setting world records... I think I'm at 30 seconds of fury myself
Mauskau 36
If it was his first time that's why it was quick, tends to be for guys as it's a new feeling to them and they love it XD
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Comments (240)
iShades171 4
I will make u feel good :)
kaykay20 0
I assume the childishness of him poking at his penis was a turn off? If not then why you complaining when he was still able to go again after already cuming once?
yankfan89 27
As long as he made you ****** it shouldn't matter how long he lasts in bed
IAMAFUCKINGPHYSC 0
2 minutes?!?! What the hell this guy is a god, I'm like 15 seconds.
EddieK91 5
O.o I find it a little funny how everyone says a guy can't last for long, it'd be a very short time. But hey, OP, at least he's very comfortable around you. Still a little odd he's going to sit there smacking his penis around, but he's still comfortable with you and that counts. But give it time, he'll last longer the more times you have sex and it'll get better. Practice makes perfect.
max13_fml 8
get a new boyfriend...
Jirekianu2 19
If it was both your first time? Losing your virginity isn't really a magical experience. It's awkward, painful, and almost universally dissapointing. At least he could get it up and get off. Some guys premature or can't get hard at all.
toastedgrapes 0
I hope you know that that's not far below the standard time actual sex should take... do some research. Life is not like a porno (in most cases).
twilgirl 1
U should have smacked it and said it isn't any good hard!
dirtywindows 3
First time I had sex I didn't come. feels indifferent :/