Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
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enonymous 9
Dude 2 minutes? I want this guys autograph. Setting world records... I think I'm at 30 seconds of fury myself
Mauskau 36
If it was his first time that's why it was quick, tends to be for guys as it's a new feeling to them and they love it XD
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Comments (240)
asterik99 3
It's too bad you two aren't going to make it. But best to find out early.
Levvy 22
So you chose to stop despite him still being erect, and you're complaining about it now?
joa76 3
Erm...notice how it says "semi-erect"? It doesn't just instantly go back to normal. It takes a couple minutes.
mancer 0
Have a drink before you start next time.
PhilMcHawk 7
And you just sat there and let him play with it? Tell him to get ******* busy! YDI for being a complacent little sheep and laying there all creampied. BTW, your boyfriend is a little bitch who doesn't fully understand sex, and/or doesn't know how to give it to a woman, but if you give him time AND YOU COMMUNICATE (ie, tell him how to get you there during sex, and he'll comply, I ******* bet you) things can change for him. Sorry that sentence is so long lol LAPD?
selene125 3
happend to me too -.- all i could do was laugh xD
drizzle1992 4
Some famous lady once said: "Girls just wanna have fun." Well so do guys. Kudos to your boyfriend for letting the little things in life keep him happy :D
HomPuff 2
Dump him or laugh, he's funny
Muthalecka 1
Keep him
bitchy_bitch 0
Damn.
TrolliloliPoP 1
well, if hes unexperienced, i guess its still ok. this stuff happens. if it doesnt improve the next few times, think of something. both of you i´d say