Today, my friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss's 13-year-old son. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I found out that I made inappropriate sexual comments to my boss while I was drunk on Saturday night. She won't tell me what I said. She just laughs when she sees me. FML
Today, I accidentally fell asleep at work after working a 12-hour shift. Instead of waking me up, my coworkers spiked my coffee mug with whiskey and told my boss I was drunk. My boss wouldn't even listen to my side of the story and fired me. FML
Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss's wife. I work for my parents. FML
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
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jhines08 0
YDI for getting drunk at a WORK EVENT. That said, props to you for giving the young guy a show he will never forget. I'm sure he appreciates it. lol
Metallica139 0
YDI
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Comments (168)
Luckster 0
What is wrong with people that makes them drink until their liver is about to shut down? KNOW YOUR ******* LIMIT! Just because there is alcohol at a party or a get-together doesn't mean you need to drink until you start killing off some brain cells. Just have a few drinks and enjoy the rest of the party.
TooBored13 0
Any drinking at all kills brains cells. Most things kill brain cells. Shake your head fast, dead brain cells. Hang upside down, dead brain cells. Shot of vodka, dead brain cells. Seeing OP's boobs, dead brain cells.
zoey365 2
hes a kid youre just preparing him for what he will see in the future.
Gahhreg 0
13 YEAH old son? im not familiar with anyone who is 13 yeah's old
Lyldee 0
Jeez. YDI for getting drunk at work, even if it was a party.
mandychika 0
I would like to point out everything that is grammatically wrong with your post, but it would take too long to list them all, so I'll simply move on to the content of the FML itself. How do YDI, let me count the ways. Well, basically, there's one big reason: You shouldn't drink at all at a work party, but if you do drink, you should keep it to a minimum (especially if your boss's children are present, I would imagine). You went to work AFTERWARDS? Meaning the party was during the day, and you had work later on? Then why on earth were you getting drunk? Perhaps I am just misreading this FML entirely, but it sounds like you were making some very poor decisions.
Subtext 10
Just DON'T comment on other peoples grammar or spelling. They won't get better and you prove to be an ass. Unless of course that's what you planned, then go ahead...
Mitch1134 0
:or just lying
lovesincarnation 0
apparently you were still drunk when you wrote this.
bahdspeler 0
I know this might make me sound like a square, but a lady shouldn't have more than 2 drinks and definitely should not show her **** to people.
TooBored13 0
Really? A square? Are you from the fifties or something? A lady, clearly OP does not fit that description. Also, are you saying that all women should only be allowed 2 drinks? But guys can still get as toasted as they want right? Are you for real?
Subtext 10
Meh (again). From my own experience drunken female ARE more awkward than drunken male...IF they are drunk. I know very few girls who I remembered getting really drunk once...although those got either extremely clingy and...emotional or just extremely bawdy. I dislike both. However, the guys I've seen drunk where rather funny (not all, but a lot) as in talking stupid stuff, singing equally stupid songs, finally falling asleep in rather weird locations and/or positions and waking up a bit later with a penis drawn in their face by some of their equally drunk friends.
gz_fml 0
Yeah, drunken males are just hilarious when they start to get verbally abusive and start fights
perstephane 4
You know what happens when I get drunk? I start cooking food, throwing away empties, and freshening people's drinks. Not all women are emotional/clingy/slutty when they're drinking. Some of us get philosophical or domestic.
bexox 0
I don't think I've ever been clingy. Stop stereotyping, it just makes you look ignorant.
Starfire22 5
O dear, guess next year there isn't going to be any alcohol at the party
mhsc_5678 0
LMFAO:) you rock my life . my friend and i were peeing our pants laughing. hAHAHA!
schwinn11 0
If the boy's 13, then you made his day, if you have nice **** then you'll probably get one hell of a Christmas bonus