Today, my friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss's 13-year-old son. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I found out that I made inappropriate sexual comments to my boss while I was drunk on Saturday night. She won't tell me what I said. She just laughs when she sees me. FML
Today, I accidentally fell asleep at work after working a 12-hour shift. Instead of waking me up, my coworkers spiked my coffee mug with whiskey and told my boss I was drunk. My boss wouldn't even listen to my side of the story and fired me. FML
Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss's wife. I work for my parents. FML
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
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jhines08 0
YDI for getting drunk at a WORK EVENT. That said, props to you for giving the young guy a show he will never forget. I'm sure he appreciates it. lol
Metallica139 0
YDI
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Comments (168)
nija666 0
you really stuffed his stocking for Christmas lol, *****.
crazytoaster 2
If it's a woman, the only thing that's going to happen is the child is going to brag to all his friends that he saw boobs. If it's a guy, expect a lawsuit.
ihatestupidppl 0
This is not a "YDI for getting drunk". Getting drunk - heck, even shitfaced - is fine if you're hanging out with your friends at someone's house or something. This is a "YDI for getting drunk at an office party". Yes, there's alcohol provided. But guess what? It's not part of your job requirements to drink every ounce of booze there! Quick lesson on office politics: At a party, the boss gets to be as sober or drunk as s/he wants to, because s/he's the boss. Anyone below that needs to keep their shit in check. Is it fair? Maybe not. But such is life. Unless you happen to work at Playboy, office party =/= party at the grotto. Learn some self control, it will get you pretty far.
anonymomomous 0
******* hilarious! YDI, however.
ScreamToday 0
YDI, no question about it. You probably lost your job, and if somehow, by the grace of God, you didn't.. You've probably lost all credibility with your boss. Way to go, pat yourself on the back.
Youd_laugh_2 0
it's okay, he probably enjoyed it.
das_sherm69 0
To the kid, "Hey, you broke your cherry!" Goodfellas
one2gun 0
whats a 13 year old kid doin at a christmas party with drunk adults ?
Darthbane2007 19
It's implied that the OP and her friend were the only ones that got drunk. Anyway, From the looks of it, it was a Holiday Staff Party, one where people can bring their kids and family members. Nothing wrong with having a drink or 2, but if there are kids or family members there, not an acceptable place to drink to get drunk..
PhillyFox 0
You got drunk at a family company party? WTF is wrong with you? Are you one of those people that can't have fun without being drunk and obnoxious? Everybody knows that getting drunk at a company party is a big no-no unless you're TRYING to get fired, given you're not a stripper.
Darraghscoot 0
if you are like 20 or 30 the kid prob thinks he is a playa haha