Today, my friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss's 13-year-old son. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I found out that I made inappropriate sexual comments to my boss while I was drunk on Saturday night. She won't tell me what I said. She just laughs when she sees me. FML
Today, I accidentally fell asleep at work after working a 12-hour shift. Instead of waking me up, my coworkers spiked my coffee mug with whiskey and told my boss I was drunk. My boss wouldn't even listen to my side of the story and fired me. FML
Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss's wife. I work for my parents. FML
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
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Top comments
jhines08 0
YDI for getting drunk at a WORK EVENT. That said, props to you for giving the young guy a show he will never forget. I'm sure he appreciates it. lol
Metallica139 0
YDI
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Comments (168)
luvya104 0
fml for you ilml(i love my life) for the 13 year ol
fallenxchick 0
lmfao
SupaSwaggin 0
pedophile
Ketz 0
Are you a man or woman? Because the kid is either really thrilled or scarred for life, (unless he's gay).
chwder912 3
the ****? if you are a woman and you're hot, then that kid is lucky. all the other options are obvious... right?
sosadrightnow 4
I'm sure the 13 year old boy is now telling all his friends. You made his night! Good for you!
chuckmacleod 0
HAHA U THAT **** WHO FLASHED ME!!! DADDY SAYS U GETTING FIRED !! (But after christmas-we don't want to ruin the already crappy christmas you'll have) ^
boredom_fml 0
YDI. Classy
09_13 0
That's just poor office party etiquette.
fml1358 0
YDI for being an idiot and getting that drunk in the 1st place. it's your fault because if you hadn't gotten that drunk then you wouldn't have done that