Today, my friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss's 13-year-old son. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I found out that I made inappropriate sexual comments to my boss while I was drunk on Saturday night. She won't tell me what I said. She just laughs when she sees me. FML
Today, I accidentally fell asleep at work after working a 12-hour shift. Instead of waking me up, my coworkers spiked my coffee mug with whiskey and told my boss I was drunk. My boss wouldn't even listen to my side of the story and fired me. FML
Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss's wife. I work for my parents. FML
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
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Top comments
jhines08 0
YDI for getting drunk at a WORK EVENT. That said, props to you for giving the young guy a show he will never forget. I'm sure he appreciates it. lol
Metallica139 0
YDI
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Comments (168)
alex1432 9
lucky kid... are your yabos nice?
cthulhu1138 1
Now paging Chris Hansen.
CallMeHush 1
To make up for it you should show 'em to us. 8)
bradg 0
******* BITCH ****, HE SHOULD DEFINETLY BANG U IT WOULD BE SO AWESOME POST A PIC SO I CAN SEE UR HAIRY ******
myfriend_youfail 3
....anger issues much, Capslock Captain?
Twincest 11
You got a date!!
jestor 4
2-3 drinks at office functions... that's experiance I speaking from....
LemonStarship 5
You blinded him
caper1234 0
hey do you do bacehlor parties?
jamie_leeann23 0
Why would you drink so much to get drunk at a party from work, not only is that way unprofessional but totally stupid. YDI
PinkRoseLove 0
i'm sorry but you should be fired for that.