Today, my friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss's 13-year-old son. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I found out that I made inappropriate sexual comments to my boss while I was drunk on Saturday night. She won't tell me what I said. She just laughs when she sees me. FML
Today, I accidentally fell asleep at work after working a 12-hour shift. Instead of waking me up, my coworkers spiked my coffee mug with whiskey and told my boss I was drunk. My boss wouldn't even listen to my side of the story and fired me. FML
Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss's wife. I work for my parents. FML
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
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Top comments
jhines08 0
YDI for getting drunk at a WORK EVENT. That said, props to you for giving the young guy a show he will never forget. I'm sure he appreciates it. lol
Metallica139 0
YDI
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Comments (168)
Teeki_fml 2
Meredith? Was this you?
hayleyukulele 0
STUPID ASS BITCH
badbunny 0
you made that kid's night, though.
capthavoc123 0
This is one of the reasons why drinking when your boss is around, no matter the situation, is a bad idea.
kushi_fml 1
know your limit dumbass
Deadlygadget 0
Well your boss might be a lil happy cause you showed his son a pair of ****.
LolWaitWut 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
tornxdreams 0
hope you're fired. how trashy. and i bet all the people in here who laughed at this probably do stupid crap like that when they're drunk too. *sigh* idiot.
danii_s2 0
soz if it's already bn said, but- pics or it didn't happen??!
Lisa89 3
Isn't it completely illegal to flash yourself infront of minors? Don't get so drunk at a work event.