Sundendako
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
He's still got it
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
mummer11
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Ireland
Mum
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
FunTimes
Canada
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered my mother went into the local pub where I work part time, got very drunk, and flashed her boobs at everyone. I found out when a picture was posted on Facebook. FML
I want to forget too...
New York, United States
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Today, my mom came home, shitfaced drunk. She thought I was my dad and gave me a forceful kiss, with a lot of tongue. She then pulled away, stared at me, screamed in horror, and spewed all over me. I puked too. FML
areyoukiddingme
United States
Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML
mirrorfad
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Glass houses and all that
Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
Jillian Drute
United States
Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML
ouch
United States
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
DrunkenMum
Today, I’m on holiday with my mum. She got so pissed, she fell over on the dance floor at the children’s disco, then had to rely on a stranger to keep her upright so I could go get the car to take her home. FML
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FreddyLunch 0
MILF.
great_lawl 0
Now that sucks
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Comments (143)
great_lawl 0
Now that sucks
voodootrucker 0
so what **** is **** win!
Soybean254 0
even if there your moms ****? that's a lose lose situation her son and friends saw their first **** with spider veins and wrinkles also to mention hangin like an egg on a hang nail and she showed her unfunbags to a bunch of kids FYL but atleast she didn't show her roastbeef thrown against a wall pussy
EastonxStealth 0
u ain't no American YDI Brit!!!!!!
Soybean254 0
it says he's from Australia... they might be similiar but.... they aren't come on we americans might not be able to use our heads but we can atleast read (I hope)
MagicalPegicorn 0
YDI it for looking.
TrAnMu 0
@#45: so not true. that's sick.
Neall_fml 0
@65 maybe she was a milf :)
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
@65: You don't know how old she is.
z620 0
#65 win although disturbing
pepsie_fml 0
i would never go out un public again. EVER
FreddyLunch 0
MILF.
bhangu023 0
ahaha
JCadle90 0
maybe a GILF
RaKum12 0
if I was ur friend I would of done her
newmxr 0
agreed with 85 lmao
123fighter7 0
Ur hawt
jayjay777 0
Wow... just wow
hasty_D 0
oh shit this stinks... :(
smokasak 0
super villain
Loveya448 0
It's not like you haven't seen it before.
paperboat_fml 0
even so, it's infront of her friends... :l
MechanicalDoll 0
In front of HIS friends... Worse. :]
time4coffee 3
Were any of them interested?
rdvfyubuyg 1
HIS
karishmo 2
that's hot
jessxoxo28 5
u must be scarred for life :(
killabee 0
Most likely, this will probably lead to him developing his very own drinking problem and years later flashing his children and their friends. The cycle continues.
Invierno 10
HAHAHA
alexandraa_fml 0
Does she have huuugee... tracks of land?
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
Monty Python referance!!! ^^ win
yourmomsvagina 5
Hahahahahaha
DJ_Chutfield 4
Is your mom hot? Aussie chicks are sexy. FYL
shadow455 2
from an aussie trust me not all of them are
Trixies100 0
wow that's sick unless ur mom is Hott