Today, my friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss's 13-year-old son. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I found out that I made inappropriate sexual comments to my boss while I was drunk on Saturday night. She won't tell me what I said. She just laughs when she sees me. FML
Today, I accidentally fell asleep at work after working a 12-hour shift. Instead of waking me up, my coworkers spiked my coffee mug with whiskey and told my boss I was drunk. My boss wouldn't even listen to my side of the story and fired me. FML
Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss's wife. I work for my parents. FML
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
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Top comments
jhines08 0
YDI for getting drunk at a WORK EVENT. That said, props to you for giving the young guy a show he will never forget. I'm sure he appreciates it. lol
Metallica139 0
YDI
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Comments (168)
fmlloverrct 0
wow thats embarrassing!
seanreddog 4
****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chipmunk95 0
HAHA lucky kid.. unless your ugly and flat or fat
JustSoLost 8
Tsk tsk
YDI_King 0
way to set an example, prick. YDI
janise 2
or a guy...
Scotticus117 11
yeah is the OP a guy or a lady. guess they preferred not to answer...
nolasaints 0
I bet he liked it
LoosechangeX 0
Damn well marry Christmas to him he got his first piece of wood.
Metallica139 0
YDI
BeeSkwaird 0
... for bring irresponsible
infected0mushroo_fml 0
wow that's only tad shameful haha
mlauren 0
i'm sure your boss doesn't mind.
brutallyhonest24 0
gah, im sure the kid doesnt mind (assuming the flasher was a chick)
popoman 0
I'm sure she's going to get fired, and even if she doesn't, she deserves to lose her job. Just because it's a "party" doesn't mean that it's not an office gathering; there are certain guidelines that people should not cross. Alcohol is NOT an excuse. Get drunk and retarded on your own time.
chaos753159 4
yeah his son is probobly really hapoy
icanspellgud 0
yeah old? are you still drunk?
ensemble_coeur 0
LOL i noticed that too! it made me laugh more than the actual FML did
KamilleBlack 3
Why do grown-ups always have to get drunk to have fun? Well...Sucks I guess but it was kinda preventable..
Cloudy_fml 0
Ha! Way more than just "kinda" preventable.
jhines08 0
YDI for getting drunk at a WORK EVENT. That said, props to you for giving the young guy a show he will never forget. I'm sure he appreciates it. lol
TooBored13 0
Ya, their especially judgmental when you sexually harass their children. haha. But ya, YDI for getting drunk at a work event. That is a seriously newb fail.
Subtext 10
Meh. Usually all these judgemental people who claim to do everything right (~90% of the posters here) piss me off seriously but this time I have to agree.... ...but at least that's a good example on why one shouldn't get drunk at work events :D
perstephane 4
I'm assuming that you're a woman, and if that's the case, you're damn lucky. If you were a man and got so drunk you flashed someone's 13 year old daughter, you'd have been arrested.
thechristening 0
Itd be even worse if a dude had flashed his son lol
johnbob_fml 0
hmm, are you male or female?
koribis 0
The name is ash so I assume guy?
conversesk8er 0
it could be Ashley or something but I don't think it's a male
cthulhu1138 1
It's this kind of stupidity that gets alcohol banned from places. Know your limits and learn to recognize situations where excessive drunkenness is inappropriate. If people were more savvy about alcohol use, drinking at work and in public wouldn't be banned as it is now.
k43L1 0
I agree! the OP was an idiot for getting smashed in that situation!
TheAverageLife 0
FYL, everyone gets drunk sometimes and does things they regret. Doesn't mean they deserve them! :)
Cupffin 0
People know the consequences of getting drunk, #92. Therefore, the OP deserves it.
wienerwagon 0
Hey Cupffin, I've been drinking quite a bit tonight and I haven't shown my **** to any preteens. Do you get the irresistible urge to flash your junk at little kids whenever you drink? I'm not sure why you think the OP should have expected this sort of consequence.
cryssycakesx3 23
lol wienerwagon
sunshin3 0
lmfao, YDI.