Today, I was sitting on my balcony reading a book. My upstairs neighbors thought that would be a good time to water their flowers. I'm now drenched in water, as is my book. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
Today, I took a relaxing bath, but got the book I was reading slightly wet when getting out. I put it on top of the towel dryer after delicately shaking it. Five minutes later, I heard a splash; I went into the bathroom to find that my book had toppled into the toilet bowl. FML
Today, I left outside a bowl of fine herbs I had painstakingly grown from seeds, so they could get some sun. What did they get instead? My upstairs neighbor's filthy soapy water from washing her balcony. Three quarters of the seedlings are now dead. FML
Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML
Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML
Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML
Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML
Today, I had to water my entire garden. After an exhausting hour of watering hundreds of plants, I turned off the hose and started to feel good about the grueling job. That is, until it started pouring rain. FML
Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML
Today, I was lying in a lawn chair next to my wooden fence when a yellow liquid started spraying me. The neighbor's douchebag son was peeing through the small hole in the fence and soaked me. FML
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joliesbebes 0
I hope it wasn't a library book!!
rattusrattus 19
They got water on your book. I suggest murder.
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Comments (139)
joliesbebes 0
I hope it wasn't a library book!!
Rynk95 11
Even if it were OP's own book, it would still suck big time, since he/she would have spent money on it either way.
ThatHilariousGuy 0
if only my girl got wet everytime she read a book...
dcam13 19
that happened to me once... but i remembered that water evaporates so i got over it instead of trying to make a bunch of people online feel sorry for me for being so pathetic. hmmmm ydi. ps - weird thing about water, it evaporates off books too:) just use a blowdryer...
ilyfrenchiee 0
wow...
at1325 0
somehow I think you miss the point of this site. people visit this site because they either want to vent about the shitty things that happen in their lives or they want to read about the shitty things that happen in other people's lives. I feel sorry for you because you must be going through shitty times to make you such an asshole.
nancita 0
omg this comment is too funny...! ctfu...!
nancita 0
#26
PeteyPablo12308 20
hey 34, did you realize that you're on FML?!? Do you understand what the point of FML is? Wow you must be a compete douche-bag AND ******* retarded.
khaya 9
FML is a website that locates war criminals and from the sound of 34 we found another one.
brileysixx 0
hey girllll
FarSide 23
This sounds like a shitty situ.... oh, uh, never mind. For once I guess this is not a valid response...
bigblue95 0
u say u got drenched in water? last time i checked ppl dont poor buckets of water on there flowers. when u felt some water u shld have just moved...
FuniiBunii 0
Wow that's just funny! omg I would laugh so hard if I were your neighbor XD
zimandme123 0
yes... yes you are a *****. but for now why don't you put on a shirt and pants and go set something for a change... like a hamburger.....yeeah that should do it....:)
jess6blondie9 3
95 - Did she ask your opinion of her picture? I don't think so. Don't be rude, grow up a bit and keep your snobbish opinions to yourself. Thanks:)
Sprocket 5
95 is just jealous because her face looks like a veggie burger. No guy (or girl) is going to want it, save the rare catch she'll never find with her personality.
jess6blondie9 3
That's not very nice. You're just stooping to her level talking about her picture.
Just_ol_Kole 0
dang 106 you're doin justice on these picture haters
jess6blondie9 3
I am. I hate when people comment on other's pictures and have nothing nice to say. They don't deserve to be bullied.
Jonscarl 0
could have been an iPad they were reading on. now that would suck
brknankls 5
that would suck
jimboner69 6
ydi for reading
ThatFancyPenn 18
Gee I wish there was a button for that...
Perdition 4
We care. :]
SugaryTears 0
this comment applies for most of the stories on this website
heyheyhello 0
Do you have to pay a fine? sucks for you then.
iAmScrubs 19
Tell them to water their flowers with Kool aid next time
cptmorgan15 2
I find it hard to see how that would be better. But to each his own.
iAmScrubs 19
I should have been clearer. I meant that Kool aid would at least taste good
cptmorgan15 2
Couldn't have said it better 53. Mind-reader -__-
HubertPL 0
it was a joke stop trolling
iAmScrubs 19
Yes, it was a joke. The reason I commented this is because of the Kool aid commercials where similar things happen.
HugeRedRash 0
who doesnt like kool-aid?
OrangePilot 8
Yea kool aid is smart ruin the book and ur clothes
Just_ol_Kole 0
kool aid has electrolytes, plants crave electrolytes! ----idiocracy connection
F3n0m 0
win
rattusrattus 19
They got water on your book. I suggest murder.
slinka 0
pahaha! ^This guy has the right idea. ;p
saIty 17
BITCH DON'T MAKE ME GET MY SHOTGUN
uridea 14
Hopefully it will dry quickly OP
MuffyStJacques 0
Hopefully you yelled at them while they were watering their flowers.
Zombie65 0
be happy it wasn't a laptop or a kindle ......
Predental 5
it's not their fault. but fyl
Riddles66 0
Agreed, I don't wanna sound dorky but with out some plants our air wouldn't be breathable and OP wouldn't have had the book they were reading, the book will dry
chloe2114 4
Dork, ;)