Today, my friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss's 13-year-old son. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I found out that I made inappropriate sexual comments to my boss while I was drunk on Saturday night. She won't tell me what I said. She just laughs when she sees me. FML
Today, I accidentally fell asleep at work after working a 12-hour shift. Instead of waking me up, my coworkers spiked my coffee mug with whiskey and told my boss I was drunk. My boss wouldn't even listen to my side of the story and fired me. FML
Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss's wife. I work for my parents. FML
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
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Top comments
jhines08 0
YDI for getting drunk at a WORK EVENT. That said, props to you for giving the young guy a show he will never forget. I'm sure he appreciates it. lol
Metallica139 0
YDI
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Comments (168)
mysuckishlife 0
He's only 13 YEAHs old??
rebel_yell_tiny 0
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! he is!
2npac 0
Drunk Staff and Party should never go together. Be glad your hoe ass didn't get fired since that is sexual harassment, or maybe in your case, attempted statutory rape!
Cloudy_fml 0
Not attempted statutory rape... But indecently exposing yourself to a minor is probably illegal.
fakepolice 0
That's taking cougar to the next level... Give him 5 to 10 years before you get 5-10 yrs lol
BikerMike 0
hopefully the offender is a woman and the boy got a christmas present that he will never forget
jonnymohio 2
Not that it makes a difference, but are you a male or female? A woman flashes her boobs, probably gave the kid a thrill. A man flashing his penis, now that's another ball game altogether and probably illegal. Since you haven't been fired, I'm assuming you're a woman.
neon_shoes 0
Pun intended?
wet11 2
Today this stupid guy flashed his huge wang front of me and it was nasty to see it. FML
tisiphone_fml 0
Um... you may have a problem...
lostfaithinpppl 19
Wow! Hope you are fired now. And next time go easy on alcohol.
loveyahun 0
nice job
allmidnighteyes 11
This sounds like something that could be on TFLN (407 [or any other FL area code]): his 13 yr old kid saw my ****. i need to stop drinking.
fudrick 0
407 ftw